Hello, heathens! Welcome to the Godpod! This is God! Today on the Godpod! It's St. Patrick's Day and we're gonna celebrate, damn it! What's up gang? Hey there! Hey Jesus! Hey Moses! Hey Satan! Welcome back! Holy Spirit couldn't be here today, she's out doing St. Patrick's Day stuff!

Which I assume is like getting wasted. I also assume I'm not a fan of St. Patrick's Day, but we can get into it later. Oh I see, so I was just gonna ask, does anyone want me to order in some TJ McGillicuddies for lunch? I'll order in! Sure, yeah. Maybe you got some corn beef and hash, I mean cabbage, so to bread. Right after this I'm going straight to Boston and then Ireland. Maybe some jalapeno poppers. I would love it.

There's a vegan menu if they have that option. Party pooper. Well, you know, I just went through my seventh colonoscopy, so I need to watch what I get. Oh okay. Yeah, I just think there's tons of stuff that we could get. I mean beers, we could get some Irish beers. We could get wasted today for the show. What do you say? That sounds good. What's the party?

Being in heaven sounds great. It's the people who crowd the bars, especially this year during the pandemic to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. It pretends they're Irish when they're not. They're just looking for an excuse to drink hard. And it's sad to see I think.

We're talking about you, Florida. We're talking about you. When are we not talking about Florida? When we say something like that. Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm just looking up their menu online. Oh, I have to make the order, you know, if we're gonna do this.

Pulling up their menu on deliver us. That's like heaven's version of Grubhub order online. No, that's the wrong fucking one. Deliver us is great because unlike the human delivery apps. We actually pay our delivery people very well up here. And the restaurants get well.

It's still a capital system, but you know, I wouldn't like it. It's a ton of shit. So I hope you're hungry. But first, while we're waiting, let's answer some questions from our loyal heathens on the God pod Patreon. It's time for us, God James.

Right. Is there any food that Jesus does like Domino's and Chick-fil-A does not count as food?

First of all, first of all, Domino's pizza counts as food. Yeah, I just don't talk about it. Like, yes, of course I like local pizza places. I talk about Domino's because I know everybody likes Domino or everybody knows of Domino's. Domino's is very good though.

Try the handmade pan. I promise you you won't be disappointed. And I promise you it's not handmade. Are they a sponsor right now? The way you said that.

Promise you I will. How much of this Domino's paying you?

You're right. It's a sponsor. They're paying me with joy. And while you're in it trying to live.

Right. No, but I do like Mexican. I know I annoyed a lot of people when I said I don't love Chinese food. I just don't have a favorite. That's all. I'll eat the Chinese food.

I just don't kind of backtrack in a little because I'm pretty sure you're specifically being called out pretty hard. I think I think everyone that's listening realizes full well that you have no taste.

I was fine. I love Mexican. Well established by science and your admission now that your taste buds are like holy shit.

They're not as advanced as other people's. I will admit that. But there's plenty of food that I do like that is when you taste fancy like actual good food.

I'm like wow. What have I been doing?

Yeah. All right. The last supper makes sense now.

This bread tastes a lot like my body I guess. It was all Domino's city Chick-fil-A.

Well, this next question is from Squirrel Econi. Is that good? I do good. Yeah, actually Squirrel Coney prefers the way that you say it.

Okay. Fair enough. Good morning, JG or just God. Can you talk about why all squirrels are atheists? I did not know this.

I mean aren't all animals atheists. I don't see many of them in church.

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