Hello, humans. Welcome to the God pod. This is God. Today on the God pod, it's our 200th episode.

So we're going to celebrate and have a good time. I'm here today with the God Squad.

Hi everybody. Hello. Hello. Jesus, Moses, Holy Spirit, how's it going? Pretty good.

200 episodes. Wow. Wow. Pretty amazing. Pretty amazing. They had a pretty fast when you're

doing five a week. How many years has it been, too? Two years? It started April 1st, 2019.

And everybody was like, this is a joke, right? You're not really doing a podcast. And I was like,

shit, why did I choose this day? I'm such an idiot. It's worked out. In case you've been waiting

for that joke, this is a joke. This was all been a joke. April fools. And now it's over.

It's a 200 episode joke. It's a big joke. It's the long game. But yeah, we're not going to do

five episodes a week anymore because it is running. God ragged. I met death on Friday. Well,

we hung out with death on Friday, right? Moses. That was that was interesting for sure.

Who knew death would be so funny? I slept like the dead all weekend. So I think we're going

back to three episodes a week. We're going to make them longer. We're going to like hang out

and just shoot the shit more because yeah, I can't, I can't come up with new images and headlines

and descriptions every day. Fuck that shit. It's a lot of work. Yeah, it's a lot of work. God's

going to die. And the listeners, they're like, oh my God, five episodes a week to listen to. This

is so much. How many notifications and emails do you expect this? Yeah. All right, so everybody's

happy about that. Me most of all, because God was going to die. Yeah, I just wanted to celebrate,

find ways to celebrate our 200 episodes. And I think I'm going to start with

some compliments if you can handle that gang. Wow. Of course. Yeah.

Okay, here we go. Jesus, Jesus Christ, you have been like a son to me, even if you aren't.

Hmm. But I mean, you will go anywhere I tell you to at a moment's notice, even if it means

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