Hello, humans. Welcome to the God Pod. This is God. Today on the God Pod, we're going to hang out, talk about some of the Me Dam news, and see what happens. Who knows what's going to happen? I'm here today with Jesus. Hey. Hey, what's up, Jesus? Moses. Hello. Hello. And Satan.

I say, what is that sound you make every time, Satan? It's me appearing. Coming out of your hole out from underground. Good morning. Yeah, yeah. This is the first time God actually, instead of introducing us as, hey, group, it's all hello, Jesus. Pause. Hello, Moses. Pause. It was like our own little entrance. I kind of like it. It's more professional. Yes. Glad you explained that, Satan, because I thought it was just you like getting kicked in the nards.

You know, I imagine it's me slowly turning in a chair. Holy spirit couldn't be here with us today. She is, she's busy elsewhere. So I apologize that this is going to be another all meat session of the God Pod. We'll work on adding some more ladies to the show, because that's embarrassing. Too much Wang in this clubhouse. I've been spending a lot of time on this clubhouse app.

We started late today, because God was busy in clubhouse again. I know. I've been up into clubhouse. A lot of you will go, huh? What's that? Well, it's this app. It's this new social media app, which is like really going to gain traction. And it's going to be a thing. You're going to have it.

Because you're going to be like, ah, I have to be on it. There's another app. I got to check it out. I got to have a presence there. I got to work on my bread. I've been doing some ask God anything. And a lot of people end up in the room. Wow.

Apparently, this has a lot of appeal to the humans. So I've been, we started some of them and the room gets to like over 100 people, which is a lot. That's pretty good for clubhouse at this phase, because it's very early. It's very early. You see people famous people on there. They only have like a thousand followers.

And if I'm here in this correctly, you each have your own section to talk to people with. It's not a free for all. Yeah, you like start a room. Start right. And then you get moderators who I call angels. And they basically they act as my bouncers. Ah, so if and everybody that's on there has to have their Instagram and Twitter connected. Wow. So you know, so it cuts down on the trolling. God, and they have to have an avatar to be up on the stage. And then everybody like takes a turn.

They get in line and ask me a question. And then I answer them. You can catch me on clubhouse at the God pod. That's right. I went with at the God pod trying to grow the pod.

I'm out here hustling on these streets humans. Okay. I already just did like half an hour of answering questions directly from the humans. And I'll tell you, it's nice because I get to hear them laugh.

I don't know why they laugh at everything I say or almost everything because you're funny. Yeah, but sometimes I have serious and you know, good thoughts to make.

And they laugh at that too. Yeah, like somebody asked me, no, because I do. So he asked me today. It's amazing. The questions I keep getting. Like, God, why are you white? Why are you depicting this white God? And I'm like, well, I don't know. Why did Michael Angelo draw me this way? And I'm like, really?

And I'm like, yeah, well, I think it would be wrong for me to depict myself as something that I'm not wink. And they're like, okay, we get it.

You're right about that. You outwoke to me. They're God. They asked me other questions. Like, today I got asked again, why do you allow children to starve? God.

And I'm like, this is this is this is a number of questions like this. It's like, and I respond. Why do you allow children to starve? I know Moses, you don't like answering a question with a question. Right.

But really, this makes a lot of sense. Everybody is like, aha. I'm like, why don't you go ask Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk? Why they allow children to starve? Well, that's good. Okay. It makes a lot more sense than asking me because they fucking exist.

Right. And they're billionaires. Okay. They're not on some new social media app hustling for downloads and patrons. Okay.

Just like God is. I'm out here like pouring. Like I'm, it's okay. I'm working. I'm doing my thing. And it's fun because like I said, you get to actually hear people laugh.

It's as close as I'll ever get to being like in a comedy club, I think.

And clubhouse is really interesting because it happens in the moment. There's no recording of it. So you got to be there to hear God. You can't play it back later. It's not like a podcast at all in real time, real time stuff.

I mean, people could be recording on their end, but it's not legal. It's not easy. Right. And that's why I like clubhouse. I mean, you could say something offensive and get away with it because nobody's can play it back and throw it in your face 10 years from now.

That's why Jesus likes it because that's the exact same reason I like it. I'm just saying. It's the first thing we agree. It's a lot less pressure. It's a lot less pressure.

Wow. So you get on there and you're like, listen, I can finally be myself. I love chick play.

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