Chub Rub in the Magic Kingdom

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

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🗓️ 19 September 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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On Today’s Show Cold Open / Fake Ads Hooligans / Hoolihans/ Hannigan’s / Lannigals / Bannister’s / Bennigan’s: Caldessavilles drunkiverse expands (speed pukatoriums, propane “napalm kamikazes,” AA chip trade-ups, full-contact bowling, DUI derby). Tim’s Life / Ashtabula Update Mom doing “as good as could be expected”: infection/“water on the brain” cleared; scan shows significant shrinkage […]

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0:00.0	Today's episode of Distorted View Daily is brought to you by
0:03.6	Holigans.
0:05.4	Caldesiville's adult party,
0:07.3	Fland Zone!
0:09.1	Tuesday is Crazy Okee.
0:12.1	With DJ Meat Flaps, Wednesday is 75, 75, 75, 75, 75, 75, 75, 75, 7, shot night.
0:18.0	And every Thursday is drunken pickleballs.
0:22.6	And remember, ladies
0:24.6	getting free every single
0:27.3	moon.
0:29.8	That's why hooligans was named
0:31.3	Nightclub of the Year
0:32.6	by Mid-South North Gazette.
0:34.8	Hooligans on the corner of
0:36.6	Hell and yeah.
0:40.3	Hey Freaks, it's Friday, September 19th, 2020, coming up on the program today when you're simply too
0:46.3	fat to fit in a restaurant. Plus, shitting out of the barrel of a gun, man versus autonomous
0:52.9	vehicle, and why does my hot pot taste like hot piss?
0:57.3	All this, pleasure voicemails, today.
1:02.4	Distorted View Daily proudly presents great moments in tech support phone calls.
1:10.2	We're fine, and then I put... Amen. in tech support phone calls. It was fine.
1:11.9	And then I put...
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