The Ghost of Episodes Past: The War on Christmas
My Momma Told Me
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 23 December 2025
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
For years, David and Langston have asked the questions that plague America: Is there a war on Christmas? Is Kwanzaa for Gen Alpha? Are there any Black holidays left? This year, we revisit three classic My Momma Told Me episodes to get some answers, and Al Jackson stops by to help us get to the bottom of it.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.9 | The government growing babies. |
| 0:09.3 | Microchips in your anus. |
| 0:12.5 | All koala bears are racist. |
| 0:15.1 | I'm all of the ozone layer owes me money. |
| 0:20.6 | Martians and dependent turkey stuffing. Y'all can't owes me money. Partial dependent turkey stuff. |
| 0:23.3 | Y'all can't tell me nothing. |
| 0:27.2 | Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. |
| 0:30.8 | And the very next day, you gave it away. |
| 0:34.4 | There it is, there it is, ladies and gentlemen. |
| 0:37.2 | Welcome Gentiles and little |
| 0:38.8 | mamas alike to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me. The podcast where we dive deep |
| 0:44.9 | into the pockets of black conspiracy theories. And we finally work to prove that the BPM, |
| 0:51.4 | the beats per minute of the Cupid Shuffle are engineered at a specific frequency that is meant to enter the black brain and create order in the black community. |
| 1:04.4 | Casper, he wasn't just giving us a hit. He was giving us organization. Thank you for your work, sir. We miss you every day. RIP, Confoot, not forgotten. Gone for it, but not forgotten. And I don't know that I know his real name. I don't know. I don't know his face. I knew he had a can go. Yeah. Oh, man. I knew it was an old nigga in a kangol. |
| 1:30.3 | Who I am always inclined to listen to. |
| 1:30.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:34.9 | Believe it or not, we have a conspiracy for today. We talked about this right before we jumped on, but in light of the holiday season, it is, in fact, the holiday season, |
| 1:44.4 | and we don't give a fuck which holiday that is for you. |
| 1:47.6 | I don't give a shit. |
| 1:49.4 | It doesn't mean a goddamn thing to us, |
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