No Gifts No Problems: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

My Momma Told Me

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Stand-up, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2025

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

Here's another holiday special! Langston and David answer a listener's email about people becoming Jehovah’s Witnesses to scam their way out of Christmas and birthday gifts

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.6	Guaranteed human.
0:05.3	Oh, my mama told me.
0:08.3	Motherfucking mini episode.
0:11.5	Many episode.
0:13.7	Motherfucking mini episode.
0:17.0	My mom a child.
0:18.8	Yep, yep.
0:19.9	There it is. There it is, ladies and gentlemen, welcome, yep, there it is.
0:21.1	There it is, ladies and gentlemen.
0:23.0	Welcome to another phenomenal mini episode of My Mama Told Me.
0:28.3	The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories.
0:33.2	And we finally work to prove the theories that you, the listener, have at home.
0:39.7	It's your time, baby.
0:41.5	You're a superstar.
0:42.9	You're a goddamn, you're a goddamn angel.
0:46.4	And you know what?
0:47.7	We want to hear what you got to say.
0:49.7	We love you.
0:51.0	We love you.
0:52.4	You're special to us. We'll go down on you. Fuck it. We'll go down on you.
0:58.1	We'll flip it over. We'll go to the back, too. Why not? Why not? If we feel the way we feel
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