Is Santa an Elf?

My Momma Told Me

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Stand-up, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2025

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Is Santa an elf, and if he's not, is he getting freaky with an elf Ms. Claus? Could Kwanzaa work if it weren't competing with Christmas? Why are there two movies called Jack Frost? Would Santa spit in your eye? David and Legston dive deep into your holiday conspiracies.

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.3	Guaranteed Human.
0:04.6	The government growing babies.
0:10.6	Microchips in your anise.
0:13.8	All koala bears are racist.
0:16.4	The ozone layer owes the money.
0:21.6	Martians offended turkey stuff.
0:23.6	Y'all can't tell me nothing.
0:26.6	Santa, baby.
0:29.6	Just bring a present under the tree for me.
0:32.6	A 98 convertible, light blue.
0:35.6	I'm looking for a fly guy like you.
0:38.0	Welcome little mamas and gentiles like to another phenomenal episode of my
0:41.9	Baba told me.
0:43.5	The podcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories.
0:48.1	And we don't prove shit.
0:49.4	Merry Christmas, you bitch.
0:51.1	God damn, it's Christmas.
0:52.5	And you're a bitch still.
0:53.7	It's Christmas as hell. And you're still a bitch. Should I ask for some you bitch. God damn, it's Christmas. And you're a bitch still. It's Christmas is hell.
0:55.1	And you're still a bitch.
0:56.9	Should I ask for some no bitch for Christmas.
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