Welcome to Storytime. Okay. I've compiled a collection of short stories recently that I'm overjoyed

to share with you because I love telling stories, but I never get to tell stories because I live a very

simple life. I follow the same routine almost every single day. And so I rarely have

stories to tell because my life is somewhat predictable. Like people would assume that my life is

much more dynamic than it actually is. I wake up, I do pretty much the same thing every single

day, and then I go to sleep. And there are a few times a year when interesting things happen. Perhaps I go to an

event or something. But for the most part, my life is very mundane. And I rarely have stories to tell.

But today, I have stories to tell. And listen, are they going to be the most wild, jaw-dropping

stories you've ever heard? No, because I'm not a liar.

Okay. Remember the storytime era on YouTube when everybody was making storytime videos and they were doing so well and getting so many views that everybody started lying to, you know, keep up the engagement and keep up the views?

I'm not doing that. all right? All of these

stories are true, real, and mediocre at best. But I'm going to try through storytelling to make

them interesting because they're not that interesting. Actually, I'm really selling, I'm not selling this.

And I should be selling it. We're going to have fun together, but they're not going to be the

most interesting stories you've ever heard in your life. All right, so lower your expectations a little

bit. But I am going to start out with probably the best story to really get you hooked. So without

further ado, let's begin. I briefly interrupt this episode to let you know that this episode is

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