The Gentleman Leaf Thief

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

World, Show, Complete, Hodgeman, Comedy, Pc, Daily, Hodgman, Mac, More, Expertise, Knowledge, Information

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

This week we have Friends of the Court Chuck Bryant and Josh Clark in chambers to help clear the docket! They talk about distances, leaf collecting, consuming blood, and snacking on leftovers. Plus a letter from a Gen Z listener about books!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bale of Jesse Thorn. We're in chambers this week
0:07.1	clearing the docket. And with me, as always, is the first member of the expanded Supreme Court,
0:13.8	Judge John Hodgman. Hello, uh, my Bale of Jesse Thorn. This episode is being released on 11,
0:20.8	11, 2020, but it's being recorded because of time before then, but still 11, 11,
0:26.8	make a wish, everybody. Okay, I just made my wish. Oh, all right. Anyway, um,
0:32.9	to kiss your watch. Does that true? Is that a super? That's how it worked in my middle school. You
0:37.3	had to kiss your watch. To kiss your swatch? Hey, look, that's what Debbie Sue told me.
0:42.5	I had a, when I was in early high school, I had a Keith Ahring swatch, Keith Ahring limited edition
0:48.8	swatch. Hmm. Oh, maybe the, maybe the coolest guy working in the Stockholm and Conrans on
0:54.6	Exeter Street. When I took it off because it was, it was too sweaty and I left it on the loading
1:00.7	dock and I never saw it again. Hey, normally I start these things by thinking, I have nothing to
1:06.0	say at the top. And then I'll just, and I'll talk for 30 minutes about a Keith Ahring swatch or
1:09.3	whatever. But we don't have time for that because we have two incredible special guests here to clear
1:15.6	the docket with us. I'll introduce them individually. And then I'll describe the thing they're
1:20.5	known for working on together. Josh Clark is a former Judge John Hodgman expert witness
1:27.8	who reminded me today that he already told the story of his tattoo on this podcast,
1:32.0	was when I favorite tattoo stories of all time. So too bad for you new listeners go into the archives.
1:38.8	And he's, for having me. You're welcome. He's also, as you can tell, a super lovely, funny guy
1:46.0	who chose to do a 10-part podcast series on the end of the world, called The End of the World
1:51.1	with Josh Clark. Well, a located above him, randomly in my Zoom gallery. Charles W. Chuck
2:00.3	Bryant, of course, is my partner in hosting the Max Funcon pub trivia quiz, whether in Lake Arrowhead
2:06.7	or on the internet, as well as the co-host with me on my award-winning All Avengers Movies Run
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