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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2024

⏱️ 152 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired July 17, 2024: HEAD! Drunks can be heroes too. Everything you've ever wanted to know about why your second marriage will fall.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:04.7	Celebrate Christmas in July with Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:08.2	Get huge savings with $1,775 off a new multi-head ductless system.
0:14.9	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:18.7	The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.
0:22.4	90, 93, Earth.
0:25.0	Good morning to you everybody.
0:28.0	Yo, wake up.
0:29.0	It is Wednesday, halfway through the week.
0:31.0	Gosh it is.
0:32.0	Time flies, that's not.
0:33.5	Okay, Carter, if there's one thing girls like, it's a guy with tattoos.
0:36.6	I feel some of you are like, okay, what's going on with this guy?
0:39.9	Are we at a show?
0:40.8	Are we being robbed?
0:42.0	I live across the street from a 7-11.
0:44.2	I drink a lot of Mountain Dew, okay?
0:45.8	I'm in that 7-11 constantly drinking Mountain Dew, okay?
0:49.1	Getting refills.
0:50.0	I'm in there so often that everyone who works in that 7-Eleven they have a nickname for me.
0:55.0	When they see me, they call me Mountain Dew Guy.
0:57.0	Do you guys know how much Mountain do I have to drink not to have the nickname Throat-Tat-2 Guy?
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