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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2024

⏱️ 147 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired July 16, 2024: Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. Is using an emoji in a text a must? Everything you've ever wanted to know about bug bombs.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:18.6	The 93X half-assed morning show.
0:22.3	90. 3. X half-ass morning show. 90, 90!
0:23.0	3.
0:25.0	I am awake.
0:27.0	But I'm not happy.
0:28.0	As a journalist, I should get to know the city that I'm covering,
0:30.0	but this is not a date.
0:32.0	No, of course not.
0:33.4	Strictly professional.
0:34.7	Wonderful.
0:35.7	Great.
0:36.7	Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection.
0:39.4	Really?
0:41.3	Yes, I do. It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants that it's not flattering in the crotchell region.
0:50.0	Nothing to look at it. Don't act like you're not impressed.
0:52.8	And of course my red-hot smoking wife, Carly, who is a stone cold fox, who if you were to rate her
0:58.1	ass on a hundred, it would easily be a 94.
1:00.5	No, wait, let me say something, let me say something.
	...

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