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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 16 July 2024
⏱️ 147 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired July 16, 2024: Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. Is using an emoji in a text a must? Everything you've ever wanted to know about bug bombs.
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| 0:00.0 | The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. |
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| 0:18.6 | The 93X half-assed morning show. |
| 0:22.3 | 90. 3. X half-ass morning show. 90, 90! |
| 0:23.0 | 3. |
| 0:25.0 | I am awake. |
| 0:27.0 | But I'm not happy. |
| 0:28.0 | As a journalist, I should get to know the city that I'm covering, |
| 0:30.0 | but this is not a date. |
| 0:32.0 | No, of course not. |
| 0:33.4 | Strictly professional. |
| 0:34.7 | Wonderful. |
| 0:35.7 | Great. |
| 0:36.7 | Mr. Burgundy, you have a massive erection. |
| 0:39.4 | Really? |
| 0:41.3 | Yes, I do. It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants that it's not flattering in the crotchell region. |
| 0:50.0 | Nothing to look at it. Don't act like you're not impressed. |
| 0:52.8 | And of course my red-hot smoking wife, Carly, who is a stone cold fox, who if you were to rate her |
| 0:58.1 | ass on a hundred, it would easily be a 94. |
| 1:00.5 | No, wait, let me say something, let me say something. |
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