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Simon Mayo's Confessions

Baby, it’s cold outside & other tales

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Step into the festive spirit with the 100th episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Simon and the Confessional Collective as they celebrate this milestone with hilarious tales of mishaps and misadventures. From David’s unforgettable Christmas sign mix-up to Howard’s covert pocket money scheme gone horribly wrong, each confession will leave you in stitches! Plus, don’t miss Tony's golf swing disaster that led to a shocking Christmas gift debacle and Pauline's endearing story of a surprise sibling arrival. Whether you're looking for laughs, nostalgia, or a touch of holiday magic, this episode has it all! Got a confession of your own? We want to hear it at confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

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0:00.0

It's Jemangorka from Lost in Translation here.

0:02.7

On the show, we talk about merging our lives and making our own new traditions.

0:06.6

This season, Tesco are celebrating all the traditions that makes Christmas Christmas.

0:11.2

Whether your dinner is turkey or beans on toast.

0:14.1

Maybe a breakfast smoked salmon or oats before a long run.

0:16.9

Or if you're pudding, it's more likely to be Spanish Ruskiya Casera than a Y yule log. That's what makes it Christmas. Tesco's huge range means you can have Christmas your way no matter what your traditions are. You can shop the range in store or online right now at Tesco.com. I'm Richard Simcock. I'm a cancer specialist and I work with a team that always do their best for all of our patients. But we can't be there around the clock to support them.

0:40.3

And that's why I recommend the McMillan online community.

0:44.3

It's a safe, anonymous online forum, open 24 hours a day,

0:48.3

and everyone there knows what it's like to have cancer.

0:52.3

As a doctor, I do everything I can,

0:54.8

but I know that when I can't be there, they can be.

0:58.1

Search McMillan Online Community.

1:00.6

You can't do much in under five minutes.

1:02.9

Boil an egg.

1:03.9

Sure.

1:04.6

Cook a roast dinner?

1:05.8

No chance.

1:06.9

But comparing car insurance prices with mustard.co.uk.

1:10.5

Easy. See what you could save in just a few minutes.

1:14.2

Click mustard.com.com.org. Authorized and regulated by the Financial Conduct Authority. See website for details.

1:21.1

What's on TV? The answer is a lot. There's never been more choice ever what to put on the box with an abundance of great new shows, but you can miss them all if you don't know where to look.

1:30.0

And that's where the Pilot TV podcast comes in, your essential guide to every show that matters. Each week, we sift through the very best in Prestige TV to help you decide what's worth spending your time on and what isn't. So join me, James Dyer, as well as venerable TV critics, Boyd Hilton and Kay Ribeiro,

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