The Fresh Smell Of Urine Blowing In Your Face

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

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🗓️ 16 September 2024

⏱️ 55 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 03:16:16 Brainwashed Children 04:36:01 Smell The Piss In The Air 09:01:01 The Hawk Tuah Girl Has A Podcast 14:32:20 Libtards Vs. Animal Eating Savages 18:13:22 The Man Who Has A Joke Car Registration Tag Gets Pulled Over By Cops 26:59:07 Old Couple Angry Neighbor Knocked On Backdoor 30:02:22 Sign Up […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Monday, September 16th, 2024, coming up on the program today,
0:05.2	Breathe in that piss air. Our favorite urine fanatic is back, baby!
0:10.0	Plus Grandma doesn't like it coming through her back door watching a guy get impregnated by a car and the beauty queen you can drink.
0:18.0	All this for sure voice mails today!
0:22.0	They um, they took the baby there, they do sex there, they also have secret rooms there.
0:30.0	They cook the baby.
0:32.0	Babies.
0:34.0	Babies.
0:35.0	Babies.
0:36.0	Babies.
0:38.0	They got a special tool and they just put it in the skin and it like in the baby skin and then they take it off.
0:45.0	And they paste sweeties like bums.
0:47.0	Yeah, precepts and then bamper bag of sweets.
0:50.0	And we have mentos, we have Snickers, we have Mars.
0:54.0	Babies.
0:56.0	Mentos.
0:57.0	Babies.
0:59.0	Mentos, the Freshmaker.
1:02.0	We cut the baby's head off,
1:04.0	clear all the meat from the skulls,
1:08.0	cook kids, and sometimes we roast it,
1:11.0	sometimes we roast it, sometimes in the oven.
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