Diddy’s Freak-Offs Blew Through Gallons Of Sex Lube

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 18 September 2024

⏱️ 52 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:43:04 Morning Scoop – The Breakfast Ice Cream! 05:38:19 Diddy’s Freak Offs Caused A Supply Chain Issues For Lube Makers 09:29:24 Depressed Rednecks Singing About The Evils Of Drugs And Satan 18:25:19 Is This Racist? 21:27:02 Black Woman Has Cotton Picking Hobby 25:18:17 What The Hell Is He Singing? Crappy […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, September 18th, 2024, coming up on the program today,
0:05.2	how much loop do you really need for an all-night freak off?
0:09.3	Plus suicidal Hillbilly singing about the evils of LSD and pre-ordering your 2025 cat testicle
0:17.0	calendar.
0:18.0	All this was your voicemail!
0:19.2	Today! Yes, how would you like me to assist you? Well I'm in your electrical panel room, you know the
0:36.9	electrical room here in the hotel. Which room is that? I don't know, it's got a bunch of electrical panels in it there's a bunch of switches I'm up on the second floor
0:47.3	Are you fixing something? No, I was trying to figure out which switch will turn off my room
0:54.8	I want to turn off the power to my room real fast. I'm just going to rewire the light fixture.
0:59.2	What's going on sir? Oh another person okay Okay, I'm sorry. I'm in the electrical room. You know that's got all the electrical panels in it.
1:08.2	Okay. I'm trying to figure out which switch turns off my room?
1:13.0	So here, let me, I'm going to flip these switches.
1:16.0	What floor are you on, sir?
1:18.0	On the second floor, do me a favorite, sir.
1:21.0	Please don't, don't flip switches.
1:22.0	Please stop. Well, please, please, Please stop. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. But you're just a gift. Please stop hitting the switches.
1:28.8	Well, did she tell you that my light switch was wired backwards?
1:33.8	The polarity is reversed.
1:35.4	I just want to rewire my, my, my, um,
1:38.1	I know, but sir, you can't do that on your own,
1:39.7	it's what I'm saying.
1:40.7	You will have to get out of the electrical room.
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