Chris Chan Covers The Presidential Debate

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 12 September 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:52:19 Chris Chan Weighs In On The Presidential Debate 07:57:21 Creepy Diaper Fetish Pizza Loving Pedo 26:01:20 If She Wants To Go Out To Eat, She’s Gotta Fuck You For It 29:36:00 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:23:12 Sex Scammers Know Where You Live 36:14:23 American Airlines Fingers The Wrong […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Thursday, September 12th, 2024 coming up on the program today,
0:04.8	which Utah, who is not patient, by the way, might want to try eating raw puppy dogs.
0:10.0	Plus, the pedophile who's always down for a pizza party, American Airlines fingers the wrong
0:15.8	lesbian, and sex scammers know where you live.
0:19.7	Distorted View Daily proudly presents Romancing an amusement park ride.
0:29.0	My heart's just go, whoa, whoa.
0:32.0	Wow, he is really tall. Yes, he is really tall. He is just so noble, so proud, so strong. I not only love him for a sexual attraction. I mean we're not talking about
0:44.0	fetish here. I love him as a mate. I love the roundness of his counterweights at
0:51.0	the top. I love him for the narrowness of his jibs. I love him for the elegant
0:58.6	lines of his gondola which is now covered up for the winter. I like the ribbing up underneath his name display there too.
1:07.0	I'm thinking, oh, geez, you know what I'm thinking about.
1:10.0	You smell good. God you smell so good. How many times over when we've made love at home have I asked you for? Look at me. Look at me and say it. As I have told you many times before and I will
1:29.4	many times before and I will many times repeat it. I love you.
1:36.0	It's distorted view daily with Tim Henson.
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1:43.0	SMH. I think that me is thinking about here.
1:46.0	I actually am 1.4% Nigerian African.
1:50.0	I'm a sister.
1:52.0	Get it together! Yes, get back here with you for your Thursday episode of D.V.
1:56.7	have a great one for you. Now as many of you know I post these shows shortly after midnight.
2:02.8	For instance, this Thursday episode you're listening to now,
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