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The Flop House

The Flop House Movie Minute #5 - Moral Lessons

The Flop House

Dan McCoy

Movies, Bad, Badmovies, Dan Mccoy, Elliott Kalan, Film, Review, Bad Movies, Arts, Stuart Wellington, Tv & Film, Humor, Comedy

4.74.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2008

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

A heartwarming story about spiders disintegrates into despair and recrimination.  Enjoy!

Transcript

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0:00.0

And now, the flop house movie minute.

0:03.0

So yeah, Dan, there's this one time when I went to go see a Ragnaphobia movie theater.

0:16.0

I don't know if you remember that, a Ragnaphobia.

0:18.0

It was a movie with Julian Sands in it.

0:20.0

I think it was like a thrill comedy or something.

0:22.0

Yeah, John Gimmons, that's true.

0:24.0

So I was in the movie theater with my mom and a bunch of friends.

0:27.0

I don't remember how I was kind of young.

0:30.0

And it was dark in there.

0:32.0

And there was a lot of scenes with spiders and shit crawling all over the place.

0:35.0

So it was kind of funny because, like, slowly people started getting up.

0:39.0

Like, the people I was with started getting up and, like, walking and standing in the back of the movie theater in the light.

0:45.0

And by the end of the movie, we all were.

0:48.0

Because we were all fucking creeped out.

0:50.0

Because we kept thinking, like, there might be spiders crawling up and shit.

0:53.0

But at the end of the day, there's no spiders in the movie theater.

0:55.0

And the movie was not that great.

0:59.0

So that was when I went to go see a Ragnaphobia.

1:03.0

Is there a moral to this story?

1:07.0

Wait, wait, wait, wait, Julian Sands is in that movie.

1:15.0

It was also in the Warlock movies.

1:17.0

It's not a moral.

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