The Flop House: Episode #15 - D-Wars: Dragon Wars

The Flop House

Dan McCoy

Movies, Bad, Badmovies, Dan Mccoy, Elliott Kalan, Film, Review, Bad Movies, Arts, Stuart Wellington, Tv & Film, Humor, Comedy

4.7 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2008

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

We answer the question, "How bad could a movie with dragon wars possibly be?" Meanwhile, Dan pitches a new Bikini-themed movie, Elliott has a flashback to the war, Stu makes a love connection, and we all take a big swig of the Hong Kong cocktail.0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 26:07 - After a brief and transparent bid for sympathy on Dan's part, we get down to business and discuss D-Wars: Dragon Wars, the film that can't make up its mind whether to abbreviate itself.26:08 - 27:37 - Final judgments.27:38 - 28:49 - We announce a shameless ploy to increase listenership.28:50 - 32:29 - A long-absent segment makes its triumphant return.32:30 - 38:20 - The sad bastards recommend.38:21 - 42:08 - Some podcast business is taken care of, amidst copious gibberish.42:09 - 43:21 - Goodbyes, theme music, and outtakes.I apologize that the audio quality is slightly lower than the previous few episodes. My allergy-addled mind didn't take enough time checking the levels, so I sound slightly louder and cracklier than Stu or Elliott, despite doing my best to fix it in post.

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0:00.0	This week on The Flop House, we discussed the two most exciting words in the English language.
0:05.9	Dragon Wars
0:31.0	Welcome to The Flop House tonight. I'm Dan McCoy. I'm Stuart Wellington.
0:37.0	And I'm Elliot Kaylin.
0:39.0	I apologize in advance if I sneeze or sniff or just sound miserable tonight. I have allergies of some kind.
0:47.0	Yeah.
0:48.0	Poor guy.
0:49.0	Not funny, just true.
0:50.0	Maybe you're allergic to dragons.
0:52.0	It could be allergic to dragons, but why would that strike me right now, Elliot?
0:56.0	Well, it could be because we just watched D-war Dragon Wars, the hit Korean US Coventure.
1:03.0	Yeah. And when I think of dragons, the first name that pops into my mind is Robert Forster.
1:09.0	Yes. And the second name is Darrell from the office.
1:13.0	Well, it's a good thing that both of those actors were in this movie.
1:16.0	The third name is some Korean guy who also likes dragons.
1:22.0	Well, Dragon Wars, this seems like a pretty simple concept.
1:26.0	I don't think there would be any trouble setting that in turning into a movie.
1:29.0	This is where you would be wrong.
1:31.0	Really?
1:32.0	The concept of Dragon Wars is surprisingly complex and intricate.
1:36.0	How so?
1:37.0	Well, it all begins with an ancient Korean legend.
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