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The Flop House

The Flop House: Episode #15 - D-Wars: Dragon Wars

The Flop House

Dan McCoy

Movies, Bad, Badmovies, Dan Mccoy, Elliott Kalan, Film, Review, Bad Movies, Arts, Stuart Wellington, Tv & Film, Humor, Comedy

4.74.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2008

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

We answer the question, "How bad could a movie with dragon wars possibly be?"  Meanwhile, Dan pitches a new Bikini-themed movie, Elliott has a flashback to the war, Stu makes a love connection, and we all take a big swig of the Hong Kong cocktail.0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 26:07 - After a brief and transparent bid for sympathy on Dan's part, we get down to business and discuss D-Wars: Dragon Wars, the film that can't make up its mind whether to abbreviate itself.26:08 - 27:37 - Final judgments.27:38 - 28:49 - We announce a shameless ploy to increase listenership.28:50 - 32:29 - A long-absent segment makes its triumphant return.32:30 - 38:20 - The sad bastards recommend.38:21 - 42:08 - Some podcast business is taken care of, amidst copious gibberish.42:09 - 43:21 - Goodbyes, theme music, and outtakes.I apologize that the audio quality is slightly lower than the previous few episodes.  My allergy-addled mind didn't take enough time checking the levels, so I sound slightly louder and cracklier than Stu or Elliott, despite doing my best to fix it in post.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This week on The Flop House, we discussed the two most exciting words in the English language.

0:05.9

Dragon Wars

0:31.0

Welcome to The Flop House tonight. I'm Dan McCoy. I'm Stuart Wellington.

0:37.0

And I'm Elliot Kaylin.

0:39.0

I apologize in advance if I sneeze or sniff or just sound miserable tonight. I have allergies of some kind.

0:47.0

Yeah.

0:48.0

Poor guy.

0:49.0

Not funny, just true.

0:50.0

Maybe you're allergic to dragons.

0:52.0

It could be allergic to dragons, but why would that strike me right now, Elliot?

0:56.0

Well, it could be because we just watched D-war Dragon Wars, the hit Korean US Coventure.

1:03.0

Yeah. And when I think of dragons, the first name that pops into my mind is Robert Forster.

1:09.0

Yes. And the second name is Darrell from the office.

1:13.0

Well, it's a good thing that both of those actors were in this movie.

1:16.0

The third name is some Korean guy who also likes dragons.

1:22.0

Well, Dragon Wars, this seems like a pretty simple concept.

1:26.0

I don't think there would be any trouble setting that in turning into a movie.

1:29.0

This is where you would be wrong.

1:31.0

Really?

1:32.0

The concept of Dragon Wars is surprisingly complex and intricate.

1:36.0

How so?

1:37.0

Well, it all begins with an ancient Korean legend.

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