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The Flop House

The Flop House Movie Minute #28 - Criterion Collection

The Flop House

Dan McCoy

Movies, Bad, Badmovies, Dan Mccoy, Elliott Kalan, Film, Review, Bad Movies, Arts, Stuart Wellington, Tv & Film, Humor, Comedy

4.74.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2009

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Lou Fernandez of Loureads.com helps us out by lending his melifluous pipes and his sophisticated producing style to this advertisement.

Transcript

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0:00.0

It's the Flop House Movie Minute.

0:29.0

Okay, Criterion Collection Radio had take one.

0:33.0

The Criterion Collection is ready to explode!

0:37.0

DVD player in a mind-gasm of synophantastic pleasure!

0:42.0

When you demand only the highest and no-hold-bard kick-ass fillart,

0:47.0

Triterion Collection is the place to be inside your TV!

0:52.0

Just check out some of the latest choice picks, new to DVD like My Dinner with Andre!

0:59.0

Starring legendary theater director Andre Gregory and the voice of that dinosaur from Coistory!

1:06.0

It sounds like this is more like My Dinner with Fundray!

1:10.0

What happens when two old friends get together for dinner and conversation?

1:14.0

Perhaps a penetrating and whimsical meditation on life, the creative process and the human condition!

1:21.0

What do you think you bet your ass?

1:25.0

And talk about screen-burning extras!

1:27.0

You'll have a squid and the whale of a time!

1:30.0

Listening to Noah Bomback interview our two hot hunks of leading men,

1:34.0

and you'll be throbbing your way through the collector's booklet,

1:37.0

Critical Essay written by Amy Tobin!

1:40.0

That's cool!

1:42.0

Critical Assessment delivered by a hot critic!

1:45.0

How can you go wrong?

1:47.0

And Tobin does not appear in the beginning.

1:49.0

Or how about the Criterion Collection?

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