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The Flop House

The Flop House: Episode #42 - Paul Blart: Mall Cop

The Flop House

Dan McCoy

Movies, Bad, Badmovies, Dan Mccoy, Elliott Kalan, Film, Review, Bad Movies, Arts, Stuart Wellington, Tv & Film, Humor, Comedy

4.74.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2009

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

0:00 - 0:30 - Introduction and theme0:31 - 3:09 - We introduce our guest host, Brock Mahan.3:10 - 30:55 - We watch that mall cop movie. No, not that one. The dumb one.30:56 - 34:00- Final judgments34:01 - 39:42 - The sad bastards recommend.39:43 - 40:50 - Goodbyes, theme and a special message about Stuart's penis.

Transcript

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0:00.0

And now, one from the Blart.

0:02.9

We talk about Paul Blart, Mall Cop.

0:30.8

Hey everyone and welcome to the flop house.

0:33.1

I'm Dan McCoy.

0:34.4

I'm Stuart Wellington.

0:35.7

Hello, and I'm Brock Mayhan.

0:37.1

Hey Brock, Brock is here.

0:38.8

Not Elliott.

0:40.1

Yeah, I don't know what his deal is, but.

0:41.6

No, we don't know what his deal is.

0:43.1

He didn't even give us an excuse this time.

0:45.6

Like, he's like, I don't think I can do it this week.

0:47.9

Yeah, I showed up with a big bag, I guess.

0:51.2

A bag of Popeye's chicken.

0:53.0

And yeah, he wasn't here.

0:55.8

It's very odd because he never misses a chance to, like,

1:00.6

expound upon an issue.

1:02.1

Yeah, yeah, we're half Popeye's chicken.

1:04.5

Yeah, like I have expected when I opened up the bag, I guess,

1:07.7

of Popeye's chicken that he would, like, come floating in,

1:10.4

like, like his nose lifted up by the smell of the Popeyes.

1:15.0

Yeah.

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