The Flop House: Episode 8 - I Know Who Killed Me

The Flop House

Dan McCoy

Tv & Film, Humor, Elliott Kalan, Review, Bad, Comedy, Dan Mccoy, Movies, Badmovies, Arts, Stuart Wellington, Bad Movies, Film

4.7 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2007

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Daily Show segment producer and Metro columnist Elliott Kalan joins us, to discuss Lindsay Lohan's tour de force dual performance as a girl and another, slightly sluttier girl, in I Know Who Killed Me. Meanwhile, Stuart discusses decorating plans for his evidence dungeon, Dan mentions a lost Neil Simon play that should stay lost, and Elliott fills us in on the life and works of Art Bell.0:00 – 0:32 Introduction and theme.0:33 – 36:54 I Know Who Killed Me - just as lurid as the title suggests? Or lurid-er?36:55 – 40:15 Final judgments.40:16 – 45:13 The sad bastards recommend.45:14 – 48:13 Podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.A note: we've eliminated the movie synopsis at the beginning of the episode, as we've heard people say that they'd rather just get into the fun stuff right away. However, if you want a little context for the discussion, we'll still post links to the Wikipedia pages for these films, which tend to have fairly thorough plot summaries.Daily Show segment producer and Metro columnist Elliott Kalan joins us, to discuss Lindsay Lohan's tour de force dual performance as a girl and another, slightly sluttier girl, in I Know Who Killed Me. Meanwhile, Stuart discusses decorating plans for his evidence dungeon, Dan mentions a lost Neil Simon play that should stay lost, and Elliott fills us in on the life and works of Art Bell.0:00 – 0:32 Introduction and theme.0:33 – 36:54 I Know Who Killed Me - just as lurid as the title suggests? Or lurid-er?36:55 – 40:15 Final judgments.40:16 – 45:13 The sad bastards recommend.45:14 – 48:13 Podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.A note: we've eliminated the movie synopsis at the beginning of the episode, as we've heard people say that they'd rather just get into the fun stuff right away. However, if you want a little context for the discussion, we'll still post links to the Wikipedia pages for these films, which tend to have fairly thorough plot summaries.

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0:00.0	Just in time for Christmas, it's our Lindsay Lohan is an amputee stripper episode. We discuss. I know who killed me.
0:30.0	Hello, welcome to the Flawhouse. I'm Dan McCoy. I'm Stuart Wellington. And I'm Phillian,
0:39.8	Elliot Kaylen. Yes, Elliot Kaylen, by day, a segment producer for the Daily Show and popular
0:46.3	Metro columnists. Although, I guess by day right now, Threaters Strike. So by day I am a guitar
0:53.2	hero guitarist and we tennis pro. Yeah, and what happens at the Daily Show offices during the
1:01.7	strike? Apparently, it's a lot of video games. A lot of video games and we watched Roll
1:05.4	Cup in 310 to Yuma a couple days ago. Sweet job. Yeah. But anyway, we didn't watch
1:12.3	Roll Cup or 310 to Yuma. We watched, I know who killed me, starring Lindsay Lohan. And what
1:19.6	do you guys feel about Lindsay Lohan? Former America sweetheart Lindsay Lohan? Yeah, she's
1:25.8	in this movie. I think she plays two characters. Is that spoiling too much movie? Well, does
1:34.3	she play two characters like in the true sense of her character? Two very different personalities.
1:40.3	For instance, one kiss is her boyfriend without biting his lip and one kiss is her boyfriend
1:44.1	and bites his lip. The first thing Aubrey? Aubrey Fleming? Aubrey Fleming. The nice
1:49.5	character's name is Aubrey Fleming and the bad girl is named Dakota Moss. No, that's
1:54.9	good screen run. Yeah, both names that are naturally incurring. Well, Aubrey Fleming,
2:00.9	I think we're saying, you know, it's apparently Lindsay Lohan's playing sort of an 18th century
2:05.9	dad about sort of a wit or a, you know, like a 19th century scientist or, you know, Aubrey
2:12.4	Fleming. Right. Aubrey Fleming. Do you discover the cure for a cholera, you know, or something
2:15.8	like that? Yeah. So, but one of them is a local school child. Very talented. A pianist.
2:24.0	A pianist? A pianist? A major comes a bider in the ass by recall the actual movie. If
2:29.3	I remember what happens in the movie, the fact that she's a good-ass pianist and doesn't
2:33.7	actually respect her skills and doesn't want to do it anymore, I think ends up giving her
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