Flop House Episode Nine - Next

The Flop House

Dan McCoy

Tv & Film, Humor, Elliott Kalan, Review, Bad, Comedy, Dan Mccoy, Movies, Badmovies, Arts, Stuart Wellington, Bad Movies, Film

4.7 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2008

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, Colbert Report staff writer Frank Lesser joins us, to see what happens next, in Next (hint: it has something to do with Nicholas Cage's hair). Meanwhile, Stuart reveals his vulnerability to bullets, Dan describes his super-power, and Frank pitches a romantic comedy built on Next's charred remains. 0:00 – 0:35 Introduction and theme. 0:36 – 7:42 Our guest host Frank Lesser is introduced, and we indulge in some off-topic discussion of M. Night Shyamalan, and of Heath Ledger's untimely demise. 7:43 – 33:33 What happens if they make a movie with Nic Cage, Julianne Moore, and Jessica Biel and no-one comes? They name it Next. 33:34 – 38:35 Final judgments. 38:36 - 42:30 The sad bastards recommend. 42:31 - 56:50 A once-proud podcast devolves into a conversation about recent movies, including Juno, I Am Legend, and The Mist. 56:51 – 57:49 Podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

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0:00.0	This is the next episode of the flop house. I mean this flop house is the next flop house. I
0:07.2	Mean this episode is next. I mean
0:30.0	Well, anyway, let's let's kick this thing off. Let's move on to what's in next
0:42.6	Yes, I'm going to get old tonight. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Whenever you're listening. Welcome to the flop house. I'm Dan McCoy
0:53.3	I'm Stuart Wellington. I'm Frank Lesser. Yes, our guest host tonight
0:59.4	Frank Lesser, a very funny
1:02.8	comedian writer
1:04.4	Normally a writer for the Colbert rapport right now striking
1:09.0	How's that going? Why do you have to bring that up? Well bringing me down. Well, I think that the I think our
1:15.0	To talk the gear listeners deserve an explanation for how we got
1:21.8	Colbert writer to come
1:23.8	Be on our unpaid poor listened to podcast and I think a strike is pretty much the only
1:28.8	Explanation they would accept so I've mostly I've mostly just been watching movies nice stuff. Well, we had you know, we had
1:37.8	My friend Ali was on last time
1:40.3	He works of the day. He shows a producer and we were asking what he did and he's like, yeah, you know watch Robocop today
1:45.9	And so there you go. Yeah, I rewashed the six cents two nights ago
1:52.3	The twist of work. Yeah, well I'm trying to brag, but I think I'd like to I'd like everyone to know that I called the
1:58.6	Surprise twist before the movie started. There's some exciting wedding circumstances
2:02.8	I don't want to take up the first time I saw it in the theater. Sure not the second the second time I would have been like I've seen this before but I'm pretty sure he's a good
2:11.6	It's like an urban legend, Dave. I know this kid who didn't even see it until the news
2:17.6	But I wanted to see it because I had seen the lady in the water in a similar sort of
2:21.7	Not the lady in the water. I'm sorry. It's lady in the water at a similar sort of let's watch a terrible terrible movie
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