This week, we take on a movie made for anyone who ever played a video game and thought to themselves,

I wonder what her story is. Street Fighter, The Legend of Chun Li.

Hey everyone and welcome to the Flop House. I'm Dan McCoy. I'm Stuart Wellington. I'm Elliot Kaylin, don't you know?

So guys, this is the podcast where we watch a bad movie and we chat about it. Yeah, why are you telling us that? We've honest.

I was fucked up. Well, I'm tying that for the audience. Hey, I just got that bit where you say don't you know? That's like Irish, right?

Were you an Irish baby born in Thailand? Yeah, I was an Irish baby. My parents were missionaries who died when I was a baby, but I still have an Irish accent.

You retain elements of your Irish accent. I became a well-known thief on the streets of Thailand stealing baskets of fish.

Sure. We saw a film that had the exact same plot. Yeah, well, the black guy. That was like the plot of the movie.

It was a backstory for the main bad guy. Yeah, well, I mean, he was basically loosely based on me. I'm not a villain and he's older than me.

It was also based on the popular... Everything else though is exactly the same.

You have taken your conscience and inserted it into a baby. Yes, yeah, but in this case, that was just to keep it safe.

Yeah, of course. That character was also based on the Hanson song, um, Bison, the popular Hanson song. That was fucking terrible.

Well, we watch Street Fighter, The Legend of Chun Li. Gaze you're wondering. Yeah. So, um, it's based on the popular...

And the word legend is very loosely used. Series Street Fighter. Yeah, I mean, Street Fighter 2.

We all remember Street Fighter 2, Street Fighter 2, Turbo Edition, Super Street Fighter 2. Turbo Remix.

Street Fighter 2.1, Beta. Street Fighter XP. Yeah. You play those arcades now in Chinatown, right, against kids.

I mean, I didn't play them in Chinatown. Oh, you mean now? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'm a turnie guy. I go for the turnies.

Sure. Who's, who's your guy? Which guy do you like to play with? Well, it depends on how I'm feeling that day.

Sure. If I'm feeling a character who's a little lighter on his feet, I'll go with Vega, because he's got a Spanish gay thing that's very, I'm Odovar.

But, you know, if I want to more characters, more of a bruiser, I'll go with Blanca.

Because electricity attack is good for keeping the kid I'm playing against off balance.

And he has really cool chest hair. Yeah. And you like to make the sound effects when he wins. You like to make that same sound effect.

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