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The Flop House

The Flop House Movie Minute #32 - Twisted Trailers 4: Through the Portal of Time

The Flop House

Dan McCoy

Movies, Bad, Badmovies, Dan Mccoy, Elliott Kalan, Film, Review, Bad Movies, Arts, Stuart Wellington, Tv & Film, Humor, Comedy

4.74.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2009

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

Who doesn't love trailers and shaggy dog puns?

Transcript

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0:00.0

It's the Flop House Movie Minute.

0:11.0

With a hot-headed composition teacher,

0:13.0

teams up with a renegade FBI agent who breaks all the rules of grabber.

0:19.0

Sparks were bound to fly.

0:22.0

But they have to work together if they want to stop a serial killer,

0:26.0

whose grime scene messages revealing inability to understand the difference

0:30.0

between the possessive form of it and the contraction it is.

0:35.0

This winter, death comes both with and without an apostrophe in it.

0:40.0

It's complicated.

0:45.0

Betty Carlin was the world's most sought after supermodel.

0:49.0

But the relentless standards of the fashion industry destroyed her body

0:53.0

and sending her into a spiral she couldn't control.

0:57.0

This winter experienced her harrowing true tail of her struggle with anorexia in the lovely boat.

1:10.0

All the Hindu god Vishnu wanted was a little vacation.

1:14.0

Maybe spend the summer swimming as a fish, hunting the woods as a boar,

1:18.0

or prowling the plains as a lion.

1:22.0

Instead, he finds himself stuck in a turtle.

1:25.0

The slowest of his mini-form knew only 24 hours to make it back to India

1:30.0

before Shiva takes the throne.

1:32.0

And his only friend is a reincarnated talking cockroach.

1:36.0

This holiday season introduced your kids to the intro-toddition of Vaishnava

1:41.0

is in the fun way with Avatar.

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