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Shutdown Fullcast

THE FEUDS EPISODE, feat. Commencement Speaker Gravedigger

Shutdown Fullcast

© Shutdown Fullcorp

Sports, Football

4.82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2024

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

The crew establishes an alliance with a Grey's Anatomy alum and develops a feud against an Avenger A rundown of other people, institutions, internal demons, and inanimate objects we are currently in fights with A review of what in the hell happened at Ohio State's graduation A reminder that we are all available for hire as commencement speakers, except Ryan Ric Flair having a normal one at the pizza place Introducing Jason as Jungle Jack Hanna More news about our upcoming summer live tour! This week's theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, wherever finer podcasts are placed Purchase only the finest merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This whole thing was just a reminder that unfortunately Twitter is still the best posting up because I went over to Blue Sky and it was the first thing I saw was like

0:10.7

This is the best battle since Hamilton and I'm like I'm no by are you

0:15.4

You're in you're in seven days time out blue sky not going back to you for a while

0:20.5

Twitter's gifted program remains in quarantine until further notice.

0:24.4

Yeah, there's just certain cultural events where blue sky just does not bring it.

0:30.6

Nope. Yeah, my thought was, by the way, that Dabo is the funniest one to accuse of getting a BBL.

0:41.3

Just because the holy crap, idea that man with a that man with the

0:45.3

with a gigantic donk trying to wattle down the side down the hill the majesty the

0:51.5

absolute majesty of all that.

0:53.3

Wouldn't it be funny if it was a big dude? Like what about hypal?

0:56.5

Well, he'd be so, I didn't, I just felt, you know, I didn't feel confident in pants. I have my answer it's Mark Stoops.

1:08.3

Do you see it do you already see where I'm going with this? We're talking BB and BBL. There it is. It's beautiful. Thank you. Yeah. I like it. Just Mark being like, yeah, back it up. Back it up.

1:21.6

Ah. Meanwhile, here comes Dabo back in I got a b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b not to sit down for a while and they're right because I need to be kneeling penitent before the Lord.

1:38.0

Mm-hmm. Also because I can't sit because I got a massive piece of plastic surgery done on my hindquarters. the Oh, uh, and Welcome to the shutdown forecast. You are listening to the internet's only

2:22.7

college football podcast.

2:24.8

I am Spencer Hall.

2:26.2

I am joined, as always, by Jason Kirk.

2:29.7

Hi Nanny, who will be joining us in a second.

2:32.8

I ain't lying.

2:34.3

He will be along.

2:36.3

Holly Anderson and on the ones and two's Michael Ray server,

2:39.7

you cannot see, but Michael Ray has got a pair of are these Oakley's can we screen

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