What If Your Boat Loved Carrots: Betting College Football’s 2024 Unders

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🗓️ 15 May 2024

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Kenny Rogers real estate, roasted Orcas are back! Don’t see them? Look under your boat! A historical trip down Kicking Horse River The crew spends an afternoon in the Hades Club, finding unders to hammer next season Spencer debuts a horrific new voice A ten- minute grocery store episode erupts about halfway through here A high-stakes episode of podcast business Anointing ourselves lifelong Kansas Jayhawks fans An exciting new promo opportunity for Gus Johnson This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, wherever finer podcasts are placed Purchase only the finest merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I was it was telling uh... the house two doors down from us got condemned
0:03.4	i heard that
0:04.5	though what uh... did uh...
0:07.0	was it on fire or was it was it cursed or haunted or what only in the
0:11.8	blaze of time. Yeah, neglect. I think the fire of time got to this house.
0:19.2	It also probably what looks to be some form of bankruptcy and or abandonment.
0:25.4	I don't know.
0:26.4	It's an expensive piece of real estate.
0:28.0	Haunted by bankruptcy.
0:30.6	Listen, if you want to start a doomed Instagram account,
0:35.0	grab that sucker and start showing us your rehab process.
0:39.0	That's a good tumbler, too.
0:41.0	Mm-hmm.
0:42.0	I think I'd just call it luxury bandos of Atlanta. That's it.
0:47.0	Luxury bandos of Atlanta.
0:49.0	That would probably work.
0:50.0	Yeah, and you'd be like, yeah, this shit is worth $ million dollars and no one's lived in it for seven years.
0:57.5	And here's what you do.
0:59.0	Then you charge people to take photos while standing in front of it.
1:05.0	Ooh, yeah. See?
1:06.0	Yeah.
1:07.0	Kenny Rogers house is one of those.
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