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4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

- Three live shows announced, including a Carb Day trip to Indianapolis with Homefield Apparel (find out more at preownedairboats.com) - An important update from a medical professional on the subject of injecting mashed potatoes into your circulatory system - Nothing can stop Drake from his first love: shopping - Briefly imagining Jerry Seinfeld at the Apollo - The difference between an irresponsible prediction and a bold one - Spencer says this SEC team that won 10 games last season is only winning four this year - Jason presents the most painful way Florida can wind up firing Billy Napier - And other unhinged suggestions from readers like you - This week's theme song arranged and performed by Becca Lynch - Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi - Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare - Listen to Ryan and Surber's other podcast, We're Not All Like This, wherever finer podcasts are placed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Kendrick made a disc track for Kendrick fans, so it's six minutes long, has three different
0:04.6	tempos, four different flows, and really intelligent wordplay.
0:09.2	And Drake fans are like, huh?
0:12.1	Drake fans are just like, yeah, well, he still makes more money.
0:15.0	His handbag is more expensive and that's why he's a winner.
0:18.0	He's had more songs that get played at Target.
0:22.8	That's it.
0:27.2	Have you seen his stock?
0:28.8	His stock is so impressively valuable. Like in this district, Kendrick's like, I'm still at the Chinese food joint, right?
0:38.0	Like, and I'm hanging out with my family and Jake fans are like, um, successful people don't eat Chinese food.
0:46.8	Every time Drake gets into it with an actual rapper, like the response from all of Drake's
0:51.8	fans is basically if Dallas Cowboys fans
0:55.4	argued they won the championship because their team made the most money.
0:58.0	Like it is it is like all those years when Texas didn't didn't make a bowl game and they would and they
1:03.4	would brag about how much money they made that's Drake fans and every everyone of
1:06.5	Drake's beefs. Yeah the problem is that Drake is the ultimate
1:11.6	neo-capitalist rapper so like he's like no no this isn't art this
1:16.4	is business and he's a he's a warrior of business I feel like every Drake
1:20.1	listener is like like seconds away from being like a serious,
1:24.5	optimized my life, Huberman podcast listener.
1:26.8	It's, they're all the same as like Elon's reply guys.
1:30.1	Those are Drake fans.
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