Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the toast.

Happy Monday.

Sigh, gasp, eke.

It's a right.

It's a right.

You want to know why?

Why, Turty Lou?

Because we are on our way to Friday.

At least we've, you know, gotten the ball rolling.

We're on our way.

Just like Mason Ramsey taught us. Yeah. No, it's a great Monday. I'm happy to be back with my girl, Claudia. We didn't really catch up that much this weekend. So I kind of like want to know what's going on with you. How's Turdy? What's New with Turdy? How's Theo? theo's doing well um turdy's okay what's wrong turdy well turdy you know had an incident oh goodness me turdy you know has been talking a lot about how she wants to try physical therapy. She has been. And Turdy went. I went on Friday after the show. And I so wish I went on Thursday just so I could have told the story on the podcast on Friday when it was fresh. But quite possibly the most humiliating thing happened to me at physical therapy. Like I haven't recovered since Friday. I don't know how you could. Please tell them, Turdy, what happened to you?

Well, it just started out where, like, the physical therapist was, like, a really handsome guy,

which I just feel, like, is wrong.

Like, I don't, like, it's just, it's, it's, it's a power imbalance, you know?

He was so handsome. And it just, I felt uncomfortable, to be honest. And the most embarrassing thing. So I get there and I'm like so excited because like I really, and he was able to, he asked me like a bunch of questions first sat me down. And he was really able to diagnose me. I think I have a slip disc. And it's something that like stretches and, you know, weekly sessions for a few weeks really should be able. It's very common. So it had nothing to do with my boobs. I thought like, he was like, no, your boobs will really give you like upper back pain. And I have like lower to middle back pain. So I felt good. I was getting diagnosed. And then he was like, all right, put the gown on. And we'll do some stretches and like this machine. and I was like, I was so excited. And he said, I was like, wow, a gown. I wasn't expecting that. He was like, just leave your bra on. I was like, damn, okay. And I was thinking, I'm like, there's no way he didn't also want me to leave my undies on. Like, I'm not going to be bare vagina on this table. Like this is physical therapy, not like a spa. Even still at the spa, I keep my undies on. But like not everyone does, you know? It's, it is optional. It's optional. I was just like, he definitely meant like just leave your undergarments on, not just my bra. Yeah, he just probably doesn't know how like women's tings work. Yeah, yeah. So I was like, you know what? I'm going to do something crazy. I'm going to leave my undies on because there's no way. So I come back, he comes back in the room and I'm in my gown with my bra and he's like, oh, oh, I'm sorry, you could have left your pants on. I was like,

but you said just my bra.

And I guess he meant like, we're doing my back.

So like, why would my bottoms be even?

And I should have thought that way, but I was just listening.

Like I was following the rules.

And I was like, oh, I could have left my pants on. Thank God I didn't take my underwear off.

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