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The Basement Yard

The Extra Yard - Keith Santagato

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Improv, Comedy

4.914.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

On the 1st ever Extra Yard, we welcome back a Basement Yard legend! The one, the only...Keith Santagato. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to the extra here. Okay. Welcome to extra yard. I'm Keith Sanigato and I guess I'm a gamer.

0:10.2

I don't need one more. That was terrible. Why are you looking at me? You should be looking at the camera. He told me not to.

0:16.2

Yeah, I did. I told him not to. I'm looking at the camera. Yeah. Go.

0:19.9

I fuck you guys. Yeah. Welcome back to the extra yard. Yeah. Welcome back to the extra yard. I'm Keith Sanigato and I'm a gamer.

0:26.8

Ooh. That was kind of hard. Yeah. That was cool. It's like third take though. I like it. I liked it too. I like it. Thanks for the intro.

0:32.8

Me and me, but I farted also during that intro. By the way, my fartster's really bad. You know when they come out like marbles?

0:39.2

Like it's like one of those. When you say that, you're about to cry.

0:42.2

You know what I mean? Come out like marbles. I don't know how to hug people. No, no, no, no.

0:48.0

No, but when your farts come out and they're just like. Yeah, you remember you farted? It sounded like Morse code.

0:56.2

When you farted? He farted literally sound like this.

1:01.9

Like how was it? Yeah. It's all was. And he was like, it was on like like the couch. It was like cloth.

1:07.3

Oh, it was Morse code. Keith, how you doing, buddy? Is it Morse code? No, it's more. I said it right. Yeah. Morse.

1:13.6

No. Darth Maul. What do you say? Morse. Morse. Zach Morse. No, no, no. Who is it? Pand.

1:21.4

There's a D on the end. So how Keith, how are you? How's it going? How's your day?

1:27.2

It's all right. I mean, I don't know what else to say. Yeah, that's great. It's great. Tell us about your beard.

1:32.8

I mean, because it looks like there's stuff going on over there. It looks like it's. Go ahead.

1:36.9

Sorry. Basically what this is is just I wake up, I go to work, I come home, and then as you can see,

1:44.2

I didn't even mention anything. So nothing happens here. It's just growing. You shampoo that thing, oils or something.

1:50.0

Yeah, when I take a shower, yeah. You shampoo your face? Yeah. Half the new shower.

1:57.8

Like once every two days. What? Really? Why? Because I'm an idiot. Okay. All right. Okay.

2:05.2

All right. So do you stink? No, because it's sir, I mean, again, I'm blaming it on

2:09.0

fucking work and all so shit. But I wake up late anyway. Yeah. I wake up late to go to work.

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