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The Basement Yard

#224 - Hey! Don't Touch The Pope

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2020

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, we discuss who would dominate who, the Pope having to slap woman's hand and playing manhunt in a priest's garden. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh

0:05.1

Welcome back to the basement yard

0:08.0

I just had a yell at the floor. That's nothing wrong with that

0:10.4

I'm trying to think of different ways to start to show and I get scared so I just uh that you know

0:15.0

I think people will appreciate that one. I'm making efforts. Yeah, you know what I'm saying?

0:18.9

Damn you got a big ass ring on your finger right now. I do it looks like your middle fingers about to pop off though

0:24.3

No, that's fine look comes right off. Oh wow

0:27.5

You just got thick old finance just big old thick old fingers I had sausage for

0:32.0

Breakfast this morning and like your middle finger looks delicious right now. I listen

0:36.1

I've thought many times of eating my own hands

0:38.8

Huh no

0:40.4

Okay, I'm a little self-conscious about my hands. I wish they were a little bigger. They're meaty. Oh

0:45.2

They're fucking meaty. Yeah, they're meaty hands. I can feed a village, but I want to do that again

0:51.7

Yeah, they're yeah, they're meaty those are spanky hands. Oh, yeah, I could spank the shed out of somebody with these bad boys

0:57.3

but uh

0:59.3

I realized I realized we both kind of dirty hands right now. Do I have dirty hands? Yeah, you got dirty hands

1:04.8

Yeah, I got dirty things. I got dirty things that means I gotta go get my nails did yeah

1:09.1

Yeah, I'm gonna go get man ped. Yes, you want to go get peddied? Yes. I want to get massaged. I do too

1:14.8

I could use one. I haven't gotten a massage in so long man

1:18.6

Haven't gotten one in a very long time look at that. Yeah, no phone

1:22.9

No phone Jerome. No phone Jerome. Is that what your new name now? Yep. You go through phases. I do go through phases

1:28.3

I don't know if it's like split personality disorder or I just don't like have the same nickname for more than a week

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