meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
The Basement Yard

#223 - Animal Tested, Not Approved

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Improv, Comedy

4.914.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2020

⏱️ 102 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

On this episode, we talk about Joe becoming a coffee addict, people testing products on animals and of course...poop. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard in 2020. Oh shit. Yeah, I'm saying vision mag clear. Yeah.

0:12.1

No, that was racist. No, it wasn't. Yes, it was. Never done that with your eyes. If you go like this,

0:21.0

yeah, messes with the cones in your eyes that were set white and it makes you see clear. Do it

0:25.9

right now. I swear to God. It's true. We've been canceled first episode. We're not

0:30.1

29. You've never done this. What am I doing? No, I don't want to be a part of this. You're not

0:35.3

doing anything wrong. If I am, you could see better when you do that. When I, when I used to

0:39.7

forget my glasses, I know what you mean. I can squinting. Yeah, obviously. I used to do that.

0:45.1

So I could read the chalkboard. Yeah. Not racist. I don't make the rules. I'm just saying. I'm here.

0:52.5

Fixing post. Yeah, we're gonna take that out. Oh my, you know, my back is so bad, dude. My back is

0:57.8

horrendous. I'm a coffee Joe. Yeah, I like that you're in the coffee now. Coffee Joe. No, I'm not

1:02.7

into coffee. It's my first coffee. It's your first, my first coffee. Joe's first cup of Joe. Yeah,

1:08.1

I got pop my cherry today. You know, I'm saying absolutely thrashed it today. You look excited. I'm

1:12.2

gonna be the caffeine. It's my caffeine. It's a core center of these veins. I could feel my fingers. I'm

1:16.9

just like, I'm just like aware that I have fingers right now. You know what I'm saying? Yeah,

1:21.1

and like disassociated disorder from this thing. Yeah, I don't know what it is. I just gotta feel

1:25.6

my extremities right now. Yeah, like I could just I'm very jealous of you because you have like

1:30.4

your caffeine version. So like you don't have a tolerance. You're gonna be fucking bouncing off

1:34.8

the walls. I can't wait to poop too. Oh, yeah, you're gonna take great shits. I heard that like, you

1:40.0

know, once, because there's those those those mugs that say like once I finished this, I'm gonna

1:44.2

have to poop or something like that. I don't even know. Never seen a mug of such. You never seen

1:48.8

it poop mugs? No, I've never seen a poop mug. Yeah, and the reason why I got into coffee that was

1:53.0

because Christmas just passed, obviously, also happy new years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Santagato Studios, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Santagato Studios and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.