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Hi everybody. She's back. She's cheerful. She's thankful. She's joyful. She's chipper.

I am in full Nell mode because Andrew has been gone all weekend, which by the way.

So Andrew went just on the road for the weekend with his best friend John and this band Louis,

the child is it Louis the child Louis the child? I don't know. So he's been gone for a couple days

and he was out with the band and his friends and everybody and he's at some nightclub and four

girls came up to him and screaming through the music. Are you Jackie Shimmels husband and when

I tell you that nothing has made me feel better in my entire life. I mean, just there's so many layers

because a like I'm nobody. So it's funny. B Andrew is this like wildly talented musical

August rush type and for him to be like out at a fucking bar and have that happen makes me laugh

because he's so shy and he's probably so fucking embarrassed and it makes me laugh and also

thirdly it means I have eyes everywhere. I love that. That is all I've ever wanted in my life.

I've got hose in different area codes and I mean that lovingly. Here's another thing.

If you talk shit about somebody's looks, you better be cuter. If you talk about someone being stupid,

you better be smarter. If you talk about somebody's body, you better be thinner. Do you get what I'm

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