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another full-length episode every week. Oh yeah. Swilby just told us he has to take another dump.

God damn it. That's not the kind of momentum that we want to start off a pod with, Swoie. It's not. Absolutely not. And it's not the kind of momentum I need in my toilet bowl

because I just cleaned that thing. And it smells good now. It smelled horrid when you took a shit

in it. But also, Danny, who doesn't plan their shits? Who doesn't plan their shits?

I got my shits planned a week in advance.

Dude, he has, I've seen his account, like his shit calendar.

It's unbelievable.

He's got a shit roll.

Yeah, he has, he has not only that, the reading material, the reading material that he's

going to do, have during it.

It's usually, he doesn't use his phone.

He needs older magazines.

Vintage Playboy. Right. And I know exactly how many squares of Charmin I'm going to use. Because I plan out my meals in advance too. You're living life by the seat of your pants. And that's why you're fucking hookers and working for Amazon. I'm living life, my man. That's why. Dude, as soon as you said fucking hookers,, I just envisioned his stroke game, dude, and he was just plowing. Solby was plowing. And by the way, we left in a clip. And so at 4 a.m., we had a hectic week last week. At 4 a.m. I had to get up to upload that video, and then we had to hop on a plane to Seattle. I realized at 4 a.m. We had to get up to upload that video and then we had to hop on a plane to Seattle. I realized

at 4 a.m. we'd left in the clip where Leo is complimenting your stroke game and you are leveling

a blonde sex worker. It was blurred, yes, but Ian left a window for your face. You can still just

totally see the shape

of two people pumping.

And I cut it out.

I cut it out last second with the editor tool

on YouTube, but YouTube flagged

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