So Swalby, you come into my podcast studio, my house, and you drop off your disgusting post-protein powder workout shake shit.

And my porcelain, what do you have to say for yourself?

Sorry.

Dude, if I know Swolby, it wasn't just that.

He probably has a couple of detoxes in there.

Probably a couple of prescription testosterone pills.

And maybe even some kale this morning or something fucked up like that.

Eggs.

It smells.

Eggs, yeah.

I had a bagel with cream cheese and then some Colombian dark roast coffee.

I'll do it.

So that maybe just drop a cluster strike in there. A cluster strike. There's a terrace. By the way, mudflap. Mudflap, the coffee brewer had the nerve to send me a pack of whole beans. Yes, Sam. I went and got a grinder. It's only $20, but apparently it's the freshest, most efficient way to enjoy your coffee, Danny. Freshness, my ass. I'm a busy man. You want them grinded. I don't roll out of bed at noon wearing whatever you're. Are you in 10th planet jiu-jitsu now? Are you going to apply some rubber guard? Stand up. Show the camera. Show the camera your Nogiie grappling uniform what is this why talking to your mic talking to your mic while standing up the see the uh sorry i got to sit down

the uh the shorts actually come with these uh this rash guard or whatever the hell you want to call

i'm surprised you didn't cut that out because you want everybody secretly or not to see your cock.

Yeah, dude, if I could go to the gym and plan how low my cock is hanging and when it slips, oh, God, I would enjoy that.

When I was a teenager, my business teacher was at a garage sale.

He was a really, he's been a high school teacher at this high school for years and years, years. He was a garage sale and he was just bending down looking at books and his nut sack fell out of his shorts. And, um, some kids saw it and he got fired and lost everything. Well, he did that on purpose. He lost everything. He lost $19,000 a year of humanity.

He could have worried. I'm just saying, Leo's, he's got a job at a charter school and he's doing the same thing. Oh, my God. Except he's making the kids sculpt his nutsack out of Plato. Exactly. Is it a Waldorf school? The one I'm thinking of is the one where they do lots of art projects. Oh. Okay. We got Swolby's dealer in the house, by the way, everybody.

Yay!

You bring over this.

Can you put the camera? The one I'm thinking of is the one where they do lots of art projects. Oh. Okay. We got Swalby's dealer in the house, by the way, everybody.

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