Okay, hello and welcome to Esther Club, the show that used to be hosted by a stand-of-comedian, an actress that is now hosted by a professional tie-dye maker and mentally unwell, unwashed, unclean thing.

We'll call me a thing.

How's that?

I'm sorry there was no episode last week.

To be honest, it's been tricky finding this show. It's really tricky. I intend to have all the people, the faces that you know and love that you want back, they will be back. But this is kind of a challenge that I have to face. You know, I made my solo podcast bed and I need to

fuck you. Well, I never made a bed. So I, that's a really bad analogy. I made my solo podcast

and now I need to talk into it and produce it. Literally, produce it alone.

Not really.

I have the whole team.

They do the things, but like at home, the actual recording.

I look crazy.

But you know what?

I'm going to make sure this turns out.

So I've got a lov mic here on my beautiful pastel tie-died shirt on my recording on my iPhone and I got my iPad.

I got a ring light now so I look all washed out. Hopefully I look like a marshmallow

with eyes and deep girl's hair. I'm working on it. Okay, I'm going to get a podcast studio set up here.

Maybe, maybe not. I loved the outdoor it, okay? I'm going to get a podcast studio set up here. Maybe, maybe not.

I loved the outdoor episode, but the sound, I guess, was not ideal.

So we're putting a pin in that.

Okay.

So much is going on.

Also, at the same time, absolutely fucking nothing is going on.

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