The Erotic Appeal Of Paper Bags

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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The Distorted View Store is Open! Visit The Store Now! Introduction 0:00.000 A Cowabunga Test Of Patience 0:21.278 Turtle Power! 9:18.711 Quitting Q-Anon While Still Being Crazy 11:18.655 Trying To Loot A Fedex Truck Backfires 20:36.143 Porch Pirate Faces Porta-Potty Justice 23:22.030 Anarchy In America’s Airports 25:18.660 Woman Caught Pissing On Someone’s Doorstep 29:03.237 White Woman Accuses Black Delivery Driver Of Theft 31:36.057 A Man Sexually Excited By Paper Bags 35:54.039 Sign Up For The Sideshow! […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Thursday, December 29th, 2022, coming up on the program today, unlocking
0:06.2	tips while cursing out QAnon orbs of doom.
0:09.4	Plus, punishing porch pirates by pushing porta-potty poop on them, sexually attracted to paper
0:15.1	bags, and felonious belly rubbing.
0:17.6	All this puts your boys' mouths dead-aid!
0:19.8	It's time for another distorted view!
0:26.2	Test of patience!
0:29.7	Heroes in a half-shell edition!
0:31.9	Heroes in a half-shell edition!
0:40.0	Heroes in a half-shell edition!
0:46.5	We're really happy!
0:48.5	Heroes in a half-shell edition!
0:52.7	Heroes in a half-shell edition!
0:55.8	Heroes in a half-shell edition!
0:58.8	Heroes in a half-shell edition!
1:01.6	Heroes in a half-shell edition!
1:04.0	We're really happy!
1:05.4	Heroes in a half-shell edition!
1:07.3	We're really happy!
1:09.3	Heroes in a half-shell edition!
1:11.8	We're really happy!
1:13.5	Heroes in a half-shell edition!
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