The men and women of the U.S. Air Force would like to wish America a very happy new year.

We're working to make 2023 a time of peace and happiness around the world,

by bombing shithole countries and raining hellfire down on any regime stupid enough to cross America.

You can help! Contact your recruiter today and let's blow some brown people up!

The U.S. Air Force

Hey Freaks, it's Monday, January 2nd, 2023, coming up on the program today.

We're not even a week into the year, and a new police report has been filed against Mead Skeleton.

Plus, Gail gives us an update on her injured masturbation thumb,

having a bowel movement accident while listening to owls,

and gunning down your truck, and the wife you left in it.

My name is Brock Turner, I'm with the Political Action Committee Ship Pack.

Are you expected to vote this Tuesday? Yes, sir.

Okay, and are you familiar with issue 7? I'm not.

So, voting yes on issue 7 will allow public restrooms to go partition-free.

Do you think we could have your support on that? Probably not.

I am anxiety, I have a lot of anxiety, and I wouldn't, you know, what's uncomfortable of that.

There's a lot of division right now in our country, and think of this as a metaphor.

We're taking down the barrier, we're taking down the walls.

Well, I can understand everything, but I just don't think that I could support it

because of children, and different things like that, because too many children are abused,

and I'm not saying they do that. I'm just saying that would do.

That's part of it. They're monsters. Yeah, go ahead.

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