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Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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The Distorted View Store is Open! Visit The Store Now! Introduction 0:00.000 My Christmas Roundup 2:34.593 My Mom’s Living In The Slums 5:01.597 Walking In To A Shit Related Phone Call 7:32.390 Merry Christmas From Youtard Joey 11:14.903 Gail Has Broken Her Bating Thumb 12:06.230 An Electric Vehicle Anthem 22:51.197 Become A Supporter Of DV! 28:02.738 Hammering Raccoons And Sewing Up Your Enemies 30:03.040 A Town Full Of Big Balled Reindeer 35:38.190 Finally! Sex Dolls Will […]

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0:00.0	FreeTits Tuesday, December 27th, 2022, coming up on the program.
0:04.8	Today, one of our favorite subjects has injured her main masturbating finger, plus walking
0:09.8	in on a shit-related phone call, assault with a deadly sewing needle, and festive yard
0:15.0	decorations with ever-increasing genitalia.
0:18.0	All this coming up today!
0:30.0	I'm going to leave my home, cry, day, play, day.
0:55.2	I'm going to leave my home, cry, I'm going to leave my home, cry, I'm going to leave my home, cry, I'm going to leave my home, cry, I'm going to leave my home, cry, I'm going to leave my home, cry, I'm going to leave my home, cry, I'm going to leave my home, cry, I'm going to leave my home, cry, I'm going to leave my home, cry, I'm going to leave my home, cry, I'm going to leave my home, cry, I'm going to leave my home, cry, I'm going to leave my home, cry, I'm going to leave my home, cry, I'm going to leave my home, cry, I'm going to leave my home, cry, I'm going to leave my home, cry, I'm going to leave my home, cry, I'm going to leave my home, cry, I'm going to leave my home, cry, I'm going to leave my home, cry, I'm going
1:25.2	to leave my home, cry, I'm going to leave my home
1:55.2	cry, I'm going to leave my home, cry, I'm going to leave my home, cry, I'm going to have to leave my home, cry
2:07.2	I'm a polyah!
2:15.2	Nailed it.
2:21.2	Don't get AIDS.
2:22.2	Full bloom AIDS.
2:23.2	Walker told me I had AIDS.
2:25.2	Congratulations.
2:26.2	You've been selected to receive AIDS.
2:28.2	The vagina is full of AIDS.
2:31.2	Be careful, you don't get AIDS, you pervert.
2:34.2	Yes, to mention back here with you finally to start a new week of programs.
2:39.2	Post Christmas.
2:40.2	I am back in the comfort of my own home.
2:43.2	Ooh, what an ordeal this past weekend was.
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