The English Are Arming Baboons (Friday Release Valve)
The Political Orphanage
Andrew Heaton
4.9 • 1000 Ratings
🗓️ 7 August 2020
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
(NSFK) Matt Donnelly and Paul Mattingly of "Matt and Mattingly's Ice Cream Social" join Heaton to unpack the best headlines of the week, including a goat that refuses to wear a mask and whether or not Planet of the Apes is actually set to begin in Surrey, England.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello all you beautiful orphans out there it's Friday welcome to the political orphanage |
| 0:05.0 | I'm Andrew Heaton here momentarily we will kick around some of the week's better |
| 0:09.5 | headlines with Matt Donnelly and Paul Mattingly of Matt and Mattingley's ice cream social and be forewarned |
| 0:16.8 | they definitely swear there are gonna be some cuss words in this episode but it's gonna |
| 0:20.9 | balance out by being pretty funny it It's going to be pretty funny |
| 0:23.8 | because this is a Friday. So if you're new to the program, if you came in on a flagship |
| 0:29.5 | midweek episode where I spoke to some thought leader or author. I'm glad you had that experience. |
| 0:36.4 | I love doing that. Fridays are just for fun. Wednesdays and sometimes Thursdays, but mostly Wednesdays are the meal of this show. |
| 0:47.0 | They're the sit-down dinner. |
| 0:48.6 | What you're about to experience is the dessert of the week. Or you know what more accurately it's doing shots? |
| 0:55.0 | This is basically doing shots, possibly a beer bong of funny headlines. |
| 1:00.0 | So I just want you to know what you're getting yourself into. |
| 1:03.0 | But before we hop into that, I do want to run through some announcements of your fellow orphans that I will narrate using a cool voice. |
| 1:11.0 | From Craig Vinsky, I will be holding a community appreciation |
| 1:16.4 | potluck this Saturday August 8th from 11 a.m. until 2 p.m. just outside of Riverton, Minnesota on private land. |
| 1:28.8 | Because of public land restrictions due to COVID-19, |
| 1:32.4 | we will be serving smoked brisket, coleslaw, |
| 1:36.4 | bread and watermelon with smoked salt, water and possibly sake and beer. |
| 1:41.5 | People are free to bring a food item to share as well. All the food and |
| 1:45.6 | drinks are free. This is a family-friendly community and networking event, not a party. |
| 1:51.6 | If people need more information and or the address of this event, |
| 1:57.0 | they can email me at chef. |
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