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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

The End of the Year Awards - 2021

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2021

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

And there you have it. 

I'm not even sure what the hell that was? Was that a year? Are you serious? Well, it was something - that's for sure and we are more than appreciative and thankful for all of who listened, watched, and supported the show. No real notes of interest on this one other than I think I had lower energy than usual. I was so f'n stoked about the EotYA and then I got that damned Corona and that was all she wrote! 😒 At any rate, we are super excited for a fresh year and we'll see you promptly in January. We got plans! Love to you all! - d

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Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:24.5

Plus... tank. That's what they call me. I want the sparklers. The little tanks. Give you all the little tiny guys. They've got all that, everything you could possibly want and more. Plus, uh, screens inside the tent that will show you what each mortar cake and a rocket will do. It's a better buying experience. The staff is phenomenal and it's owned by our buddy Craig. And we've been working with him for a very long time. He basically loves fireworks so much. He's going to pick the best stuff for you. And a brand new location this year right in front of the Seminole Town Center Mall in Sanford. So you've got your original Longwood location, your location Eustis, and a new location in Sanford right in front of the Seminole Town Center. All the information is on I Wantfireworks.com.

0:57.1

It's our friends at Pyruspot.

1:01.0

Live from the Streamline Mortgage Solutions Studio.

1:05.3

It's the 2021, a mediocre time with Tom and Dan End of the Year Awards.

1:11.4

With appearances by Greenie and Mr. Snarts

1:14.7

with Olivia Rodriguez.

1:16.8

Morgan Wallin featuring Dog the Bounty Hunter

1:19.4

and Travis Barker with their version of Time for Bath.

1:22.8

A special performance from Cadillac Pat

1:25.1

and the Orlando Men's Gay Forest.

1:27.3

A first time anywhere performance from theillac Pat and the Orlando Men's Gay Forest. A first time anywhere performance

1:29.6

from the mesmerizing technological marvel that is hologram Chunghus Glorioso. And now, here are

1:37.2

your host, Tom and Dan. All right. All right, we're back. Oh, man.

1:44.8

We're open again, baby.

1:46.4

Wide open now.

1:47.9

We were closed, baby.

1:50.0

Anything else.

1:50.7

That's why we didn't know.

1:52.4

We were closed.

1:53.5

That's why we got.

1:54.5

There were closed, but now we're open again.

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