652 - Unfortunate Bones
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 7 January 2022
⏱️ 138 minutes
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Summary
* Seth's belly roll 2022 goal
* Jock of all douche
* Seth's the "cool uncle"
* Fake scratch offs
* Seth's fertility test
* Toilet seat covers
* Shitting in public
* Bed bugs on clothing
* Queen's Guardsman knocks over kid
* Amazon echo penny challenge
* Bar Rescue host
* Crook magnets/stickers on car
* No- CD
* Unfortunate bones
* 17 lbs of ashes
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Today is a mediocre time with Tom and Dan podcast is brought to you by |
| 0:04.0 | Streamline Mortgage Solutions. It's streamlined florida.com. Brian Zymel and his team are great. |
| 0:10.9 | Right there on the front page, you'll see a mediocre time logo. You click on it. That's |
| 0:16.0 | Brian Zymel's personal number. You can call him and talk to the streamlined team and do everything over the phone. And they wanted me to remind everybody that rates, mortgage rates, you'll probably see it on the news. They're on the move. They're still at all-time lows. So now's the time to act, especially if you want to re-fired. You don't want to wait. In fact, I can say this. Get the process started. I already asked and checked to see if this is okay, but Andrea's dad did that. He just called Brian. Yesterday, in fact. Awesome. Talk to, you know, the team. They got the ball rolling. He's kind of been in need of doing this for quite some time, but he was a little skeptical. There's no reason to be because you're not locked in anything or anything weird. |
| 1:10.1 | If it's not doable and if it's not good for you, then Brian and his team will not do it. They're only doing it if it's good for you. That's the way they work. Exactly. And if you need to do home renovations, speaking of that, we have like a new house painter, Paisley painting. If you need to paint your house. Your house looks amazing. Or if you need to do any other things that take the money out of your house and do it now while the rates are still low. While you can. Yeah. Who knows? Yeah. And like Daniel said, everything can be done over the phone. It's quick, man. Super easy. Well, he lives in Volusia County, right? Yeah. Anywhere in Florida, this works, by the way. Exactly. He didn't know that, and that's the reason |
| 1:29.2 | why he sort of waited. He's like, oh, I could have been using Streamline the whole time? I'm like, absolutely. So he gave him a call. The ball is rolling, and yeah, you can do the same thing. Streamlineflora dot com is their website. And like Tom said, Brian's numbers on there. You're going to be talking to him. Yep. Get the process started now. |
| 1:44.8 | Live from the Streamline Mortgage Solutions Studio, it's Orlando's own Tom and Dan. |
| 1:51.7 | Whoopi! |
| 1:55.9 | Hello, this is your mediocre time with Tom and Dan program. |
| 2:03.3 | We hope that you will find our presentation precise. |
| 2:07.9 | Joke heavy. |
| 2:09.3 | And just right. |
| 2:11.3 | Thanks. |
| 2:18.3 | Thank you. I'm you know, I'm |
| 2:20.3 | you know, Welcome to the Friday free show of a mediocre time. |
| 2:50.7 | Yeah! What's up, buddy? |
| 2:53.4 | How's it going? |
| 2:55.4 | Is this the first Friday free show of the year? |
| 2:58.9 | Yes. |
| 3:00.1 | I already have to fix Seth's camera. |
| 3:03.2 | Hey, welcome to the show, everybody. |
| 3:04.6 | It is. |
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