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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

651 - Almost Made It!

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2021

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Well, we didn’t see this coming but then again, who would? See’s a little update from our studio and we hope that you have the very best holiday EVER! Ours is going to be…different. Much love, thanks for listening/watching, see you next year and be safe out there!  - d

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Live from the Streamline Mortgage Solutions Studio.

0:04.6

It's Orlando's own Tom and Dan.

0:07.4

Whoopee!

0:09.7

Hello, this is your mediocre time with Tom and Dan program.

0:18.8

Shut up!

0:19.7

I hope that she will find our presentation precise. Joke heavy. And just right. Thanks. I'm Welcome to the Friday free show of a mediocre time.

1:04.6

Yeah!

1:07.6

We're here, we're doing it.

1:09.2

Nothing can fucking stop us.

1:12.0

Nothing can stop us.

1:14.6

Hold on. I got to stop the show. I got to stop the music because everything's tied together.

1:21.6

Hold on. Hold on. I can do this.

1:26.5

Hold on. Hold on. I can totally do this.

1:29.3

Okay, there we go. Now we're doing it.

1:32.6

Okay.

1:33.5

It's got to be cold like that. There's too many wires and too many things to get to. It's got to be cold like that.

1:39.8

Oh, man. We almost made it.

1:42.6

Almost.

1:44.0

We did. We almost made. Oh, wait. I don't have every... There we go. Okay, now we're up. It's completely... You know what? I like that things are falling apart, but also slightly held together. Much like, you know, like when you're making a hamburger on the grill and you smash it too early because you're drunk and then the meat starts falling through the grates that's what we've got today it the paddies formed but it's going to fall through the

2:04.8

greats oh man um anyway we're doing the show today it's not going to be a uh a whole show um god

2:14.9

we figured we just We just pop on and

2:18.2

And tell you guys what's going on

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