The Emoluments Pause

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2017

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Tamara brings the case against her husband, Aaron. Tamara says their kids have too many toys with nowhere to store them. She wants to put a moratorium on incoming gifts for one year. Aaron thinks this is too extreme. Thank you to Mike Bruni for suggesting this week's title! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.9	I'm Bale of Jesse Thorn.
0:06.7	This week, the emoluments pause.
0:10.1	Tamera brings the case against her husband, Aaron.
0:13.0	Tamera says their kids have too many toys.
0:15.7	No way to store them.
0:17.0	She wants to put a moratorium on incoming gifts for one year.
0:21.6	Aaron thinks this is too extreme.
0:23.8	Who's right?
0:24.8	Who's wrong?
0:25.8	Only one man can decide.
0:27.1	Please rise, as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents the obscure cultural
0:31.6	reference.
0:32.9	She gave me life and milk from her breasts and I gave her a podcast.
0:38.7	She nursed me in many a sick room, lifted teaspoons of medicine to my lips, set cold face
0:44.0	cloths on my forehead, then led me out into the airy light, and taught me to walk and swim,
0:50.6	and I in turn presented her with a podcast.
0:55.6	Here are thousands of meals, she said, and here is clothing and a good education.
1:02.0	And here is your podcast, I replied, which I made with a little help from my Bale.
1:09.5	Bale of Jesse Thorn, please swear them in.
1:11.7	Please rise and raise your right hand.
1:13.2	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you
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