The Hello and welcome

the citation needed the podcast where we choose a subject read a single article about it on

Wikipedia and pretend we're experts because this is the internet that's how it works now

I'm you lie Bosnick and I'll be your platoon leader tonight,

but I'll need some drugged-out privates. Give it up for Cecil, Noah, Heath, and Tom.

Drugged-out privates. Sorry sir, I took a hit of flaccid.

Flas?

All right, so mouth stuff?

That's kind of my wheelhouse anyway?

I only keep my drugs private so I don't have to share.

Right, yes, and I'm as publicly... I'll to keep my drugs private so I don't have to share.

Right, yes, and I'm as publicly drugged out as one can be, so, you know.

That's true, physically, yeah.

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