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Podcasts where he chooses a subject.

Read a single article about it on Wikipedia and pretend we're experts because this is the internet

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I'm Cecil and I'll be running this circus this week, but I'll need my monkeys.

I couldn't get Mickey, Davey, Michael, and Peter's so I'll have to settle for Heath, Tom, Eli, and Noah.

That's a boomer joke.

I'm a daydream skewer. I'm a daydream.

But yeah, I feel like it's still.

And I'm really more of a sea monkey, uh, sea soul in that I'm something of a novelty.

It seems like a better idea in theory than in practice.

So, yeah.

Well, for whatever it's worth, at least we evolved from filthy monkey men, right?

I spelled that with two e's in the notes.

I'm down with the boomer jokes.

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