The Hello and welcome to citation needed. The podcast will we choose a subject, read a single article about it on Wikipedia and pretend we're experts.

This is the internet and that's how it works out.

I'm knowing I'm going to be ringleading this outfit, but I can't do it without a few accomplices.

First up, I'm going to need a couple of heavies, Tom and Eli.

Hey, we are heavy, Noah, but we are not a couple.

Yet?

You can't run for that long because of the happiness.

It's my thought exactly.

And also joining us tonight the numbers guy and the guy who goes I don't know boss and Cecil.

Okay I'm just flipping this coin over and over.

Yeah yeah I know I know I know I know.

I know nothing and you know now that I say that I realized Socrates wasn't a

fucking rat that's pretty bally. Now obviously look this is a lovely

podcast you've got here for your commute it it'd be a shame if somewhere to happen to it.

And if you'd like to learn how to keep that from happening, be sure to stick around to the end of the show.

With that out of the way, tell us Eli, what person plays, concept, phenomenon, event phenomenon event or thing will we be talking

about today we'll be talking about Al Capone all right Cecil you read the

indictments are you ready to sing like a canary?

I'd be a boring podcast if I just pled the fifth, Noah.

Right, right.

All right, so who was Al Capone?

But committed, committed to the thing. Definitely.

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