The Double Heist Episode, Brought To You By None Chirporactics
Shutdown Fullcast
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4.8 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 22 October 2025
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Summary
- !!! LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT !!! Homefield Apparel's Can't Miss Kickoff Tour Presented by Modelo is rumbling to Myrtle Beach, just in time for Halloween, and all audible crewmates on the good ship Shutdown Fullcast will be on hand (nautical term) to celebrate. Join us on Wednesday, October 29, at 7:00 PM, and wear your most inexplicable Halloween costume. Get details and buy your tickets here
- Like all good parties, this show has a theme: It's time to submit your SPOOKY DISASTERS to this online submission form.
- Meanwhile, in the episode itself: Let's catch up with the coaching carousel! This discussion almost immediately turns carnal! It's not our fault Bobby Petrino's involved!
- Now we have a soundboard. Ho-Ho-Ho
- Local business reporting from Ryan
- Guy Fieri Tequila Heist Update (warmup heist)
- Main event heist: obviously the Louvre thing
- Auburn trivia! Come alone do not bring weapons
- Thanks for the entertainment, Florida State, whatever it is you've done lately
- Plus a look ahead to the college football games of Week 9
- This episode produced by Michael Ray Surber
- Fullcast After Dark theme arranged and produced by Corey Cunningham
- DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it's not
- Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason's critically praised novel and other work
- Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
- Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I'm happy for you and Ryan. |
| 0:02.7 | I remember what it was like when I cured my Billy Napier. |
| 0:08.2 | And I can't wait for you all to experience the thrill of Chad Morris. |
| 0:14.3 | It's going to be amazing. |
| 0:17.5 | He's learned a lot, server. |
| 0:19.0 | He's learned a lot. |
| 0:20.0 | Everyone deserves a second act or a third |
| 0:24.2 | what act is bobby petrino on at this point 17 okay gotcha it's not an act it's all for real |
| 0:33.2 | that's pure unfiltered. |
| 0:38.0 | What is Bobby Petrino on? |
| 0:39.7 | I think you mean this chopper. |
| 0:43.1 | Sorry, can I get some ice for my shoulder? |
| 0:47.2 | It's a very unorthodox narrative is what we're saying. |
| 0:49.8 | Nobody has ever accused Bobby Petrino of being inauthentic. |
| 0:53.0 | Or orthodox. |
| 0:58.0 | Though he has been a missionary. Come on. |
| 1:00.0 | Come on. |
| 1:02.0 | He's done that too. |
| 1:04.0 | Come on. |
| 1:06.0 | I think that's more of that than the previous thing. |
| 1:09.0 | This is just... Bobby Patrino bucocchi party. |
| 1:13.6 | What? |
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