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🗓️ 15 October 2025

⏱️ 88 minutes

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0:00.0	All right, let's first do the thing that, man, we just don't do on the internet anymore,
0:04.2	but I feel like it was all the rage when I started in this business.
0:07.7	In this industry.
0:08.7	Oh, God, you've got God for poisoning.
0:10.8	Quick, lead him.
0:12.9	Credit to intrepid reporter Matt Brown of the extra, Matt Brown, the extra points Matt Brown,
0:19.9	not Brown, the athletic Matt Brown, both excellent Matt's Brown, but to be clear which Matt Brown we're talking about.
0:26.4	And they are both athletic, but lower-term.
0:28.7	Not Matt Brown, the MMA fighter.
0:31.3	Not Matt Brown, the MMA fighter.
0:32.4	Wait, is that real?
0:33.4	Yeah, that's real.
0:34.3	Listen, Matt Brown of extra points, Matt Brown has two daughters. I would not bet against him in an octagon situation. Let's see. Matt Brown disambiguation page. And he is Brazilian. I was going to, yeah, right? He's got like, you know, there's the jiu jitzy element there. Yeah. But if it were an emotional octagon, especially, like, the man has tween daughters.
0:55.7	There are 17 Matt Browns on Wikipedia, as well as additionally two Matt Browns with an
1:00.6	E at the end.
1:01.2	And we know the two best ones.
1:03.1	Yeah.
1:03.4	What are the odds?
1:04.2	Look at that.
1:05.2	Dang.
1:06.3	So speaking of pimento's.
1:07.7	Okay.
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