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🗓️ 29 October 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

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We're taking a whack at the early-blooming hell-carousel of the 2025 college football coaching hire/fire cycle by drafting new hires to fill the top 10 available jobs. But there's a twist!
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0:00.0	A long time on this show, we would Google Scott Leffler once a year and realize he's still a head coach at the same place.
0:05.6	I know where Scott Leffler is.
0:07.1	He's fucking killing it with the birds, baby.
0:09.6	Yeah, that's right.
0:10.3	What?
0:11.6	He's the quarterback.
0:12.4	He's the quarterback's coach of the Super Bowl MVP again.
0:17.8	He's imparting all of that Tom Brady knowledge into Jalen hurts his mind his tutelage includes an eight-time Super Bowl winner another Super Bowl winner a Heisman trophy winner all that
0:31.5	yeah new york mad the Jacksonville Jaguars tied in. Well, certainly I blame you for this information escaping me. I'm sorry. Yeah, I should have brought it up. Jalenertz put up a perfect passer rating two weeks ago. There you go. And that should have been like Scott Leffler, baby. He's cooking. He needed a little while, but he's cooking. Like, it's the Eagles offense was a little struggleacious for like a month there. And I was like, the Leflor effect. But now, see who's laughing now? You merely needed to understand the mechanism before he could bring it under his control. I did just check Brian Van Gorder is still at that one high school, not the, not the other high school, the second high school. Sure. Well, he's, he's, he's back at the first high school. I believe he's got about six more resume lines. Yeah. Yeah. And now Golden is back in the NFL. Yeah. I love that Scott Leffler is a better NFL coach than Bill Belichick is a college coach. That's fucked up.
1:31.2	I love it when they reverse the polarity.
1:35.2	Like Bill Callahan is one of the greatest offensive line coaches in the history of the NFL.
1:37.5	He goes to Nebraska and they're like, moron!
1:39.4	Fool! Don't!
1:44.0	I like that Matt Patricia is a better 2020's coach than Bill Belichick.
1:47.0	Matt Patricia is on my list.
1:51.8	Matt Patricia's got some flowers for Algernon thing going on.
1:53.9	Dude, he probably should be. I debated, honest to God, I debated putting Matt Patricia on my list today
1:57.1	because I was like, is this too high of a quality pick for this exercise?
2:03.3	I mean, shit, UNC, you know who I'd be looking into if I was here.
2:07.6	Oh, oh, I just, listen, I'm not getting into the game yet, but wouldn't it be demented if Dave Doren got fired and NC State hired Matt, Patricia?
2:16.3	Whoa.
2:17.4	The idea of Dave Doren not being at NC State is like...
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