Hello and welcome to telling everybody everything. We are back from Mauritius. If you

listened to last week's episode you know that we took our very Celtic white

skinned family on a tropical holiday to where we don't belong and I

advertised an episode that's behind a paywall for charity and that's called

Mindful Mixed Tape. It's an ACAST initiative. I made an episode called Falling

Down the Stairs about when I fell down the stairs and then loads of people

have been in touch to be like how do I listen to this episode? I don't think the

episode is available yet and I forget that people don't work as quickly as I do.

I record the podcast, I edit the podcast well barely and then I publish the

podcast right away and I guess bigger more professional organizations like to

receive your audio and receive everyone's audio by a deadline and then they

release it all at once. So if you search ACAST Mindful Mixed Tape I think they

should be releasing all these bonus episodes soon and it would be wonderful if

you could listen and make a contribution. I didn't want to slag off Mauritius or

the resort because everyone there is nothing but lovely. They tell you in the

taxi when you arrive Mauritians I think that's what they're called Mauritius

citizens citizens of Mauritius do not fight they're always happy there's no

crime there it's just a wonderful place and the hotel that we stayed at is a

chain of a hotel we've stayed at before it's called the one and only we stayed

there politically, controversially in Dubai not July and then also we loved

it so much we decided oh we'll stay at the one and only in Mauritius as well.

It was pretty much empty so you have lots of privacy and the food was great the

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