The Destroyed Date

The TJ [& Jess] Show

TJ Taormina

Society & Culture, Comedy

5.0 • 806 Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2022

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Honoring the plumber, TJ discovered possible controversy while in Texas, and friend Christina shares the details of her terrible date.

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0:00.0	This is the TJ and Jess show, a podcast with Jessica.
0:05.6	That's my wife over there.
0:06.5	I'm TJ.
0:07.1	Thank you for being here with us.
0:08.2	We know that you've got a sea of audio that you're navigating.
0:11.0	Does that sound too poetic to you?
0:13.0	Whoops.
0:14.0	Knocked your headphones off.
0:16.3	Sorry to use the poetry.
0:18.0	I was just trying to say that there are a lot of choices out there.
0:20.3	I was so shocked by it. Jess and I were leaving for the airport because we were going to Texas.
0:25.6	But as we were getting ready to go, one of our kids, for the first time in two years, clogged our
0:31.0	toilet bowl. And right before we're supposed to leave for the airport, cars here to pick us up,
0:36.3	we're now faced with a full bowl of rotten soup.
0:40.7	Of course, everyone looked to me
0:42.0	like I was gonna be the one to fix it.
0:43.4	So I started plunging it.
0:45.7	And then I stuck the plunger down
0:47.6	and the plunger got stuck.
0:49.5	And so now I have a clogged toilet bowl
0:51.9	with a plunger that's been forced
0:53.9	into the hole of the bowl,
	...

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